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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Both bell ends.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 24, 2014
  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    You're havering man.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 24, 2014
  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    'Where's me fookin' marzipan gone, Heinrich? I had half a bar in t' fridge.'

    Adolf Hitler
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 24, 2014
  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    'During a lull in my career, I played the Floyd's Atom Heart Mother album over and over. I used to recreate Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast in my underpants.'

    Tony Meo
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 24, 2014
  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    'I told the ****wit to take me to Boston, and he did... I ended up in Lincolnshire, not Massachusetts... Three hours in an Austin Maestro. The ****.'

    Henry Kelly
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 24, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get tae ****. Unfunny pish.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 24, 2014
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "What harm can a couple of drinks do?"

    Edgar Allen Poe
     
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    Gambol, Sep 24, 2014
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    H.P Lovecraft
     
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    Gambol, Sep 24, 2014
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    look just because you lost a digit doesn't mean you have to be angry all the time sonny jim.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 24, 2014
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didn't lose a digit. I lost most of my hand. Much of it stitched back on along with skin grafts from my thigh. Angry? Yes. Very angry.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 25, 2014

  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " When the going gets weird the weird turn pro " - HST.
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 25, 2014
  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    "A little bit of snow never hurt anyone."

    - Napoleon Bonaparte
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 25, 2014
  13. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    No Toby.

    Letting all those random men stick their knobs in your mouth and arse however, does :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0105-wink:<diva>:emoticon-0109-kiss:

    My fave quote is: "Do you know, one in two people claiming to be a spokesperson for the entire British-Muslim community is, in fact, the unelected leader of a non-democratic special-interest fringe group given ideas above its station by a misguided New Labour community bridge-building initiative?"
     
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    Hugh Briss, Sep 25, 2014
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm a big Fan of Lovecraft. Even his name is cool.
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's like playing Lego on the TV.

    Some of the stuff is pretty clever, though.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2014
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Just reading him again. Got his complete works for my kindle for 79p <yikes>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 25, 2014
  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. gas

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    To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems- Homer J Simpson
     
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    gas, Sep 25, 2014
  19. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    'We went through a muff-diving phase where I'd finger her, muff her out, she cums then I pump her then I cum'

    Some fella from Hollyoaks.
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Sep 25, 2014
  20. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Just reading that made me cum.

    :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2014
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