Favorite Toilet Seat

I like wooden ones, never seem to be cold when you sit for a ****, unlike those plastic bastards.

Poll added.

 

Good call. I agree

 

I don't use one. I poo in the garden.

 

Better than ****ting on the sofa I suppose.

 

Wooden seats.

Bakelite seats were pretty comfy.

Plastic seats are rubbish. They ruin the whole ****ing experience.

 

Other people's sofas are what ****ting is for.