Well I'm not, lets have some consistency from you lot, if I had used his foul mouthed language you would have banned me, grow some balls will you!....................
Phillip, You seem to be in contravention of the Law of the Jungle, Clause 'D' of sub-section 6.1, which clearly states; "It is unequivocally unacceptable for any male over the age of 8 years and 364 days (365 in a leap year) to tell tales. In such an unsavoury circumstance punishment for such behaviour shall be decided upon and administered by his peers. Examples of suitable punishments are; - the 'Chinese burn' - the 'Screwdriver' (to the head) or 'Noogie' in American English - 'Debagging' - the 'Kick me' routine - 'Shoe-lacing' - the 'Towel Snap' - Persistant exposure to the 'Circle Game' - the 'Wedgie' - the 'Wet Willie' - 'Flat Foot' - the 'Swirly' *** and - the 'Nipple Cripple' *** Musty will know this one better as 'Dunnyflushing'
