"I think Dixie would have been proud to know that he got more people mourning his death than actually turn up at Goodison Park every week". Liverpool manager Bill Shankly uses the funeral of an Everton legend for petty pointscoring purposes. I'm not a vindictive man by any stretch of the imagination but.... ach you know the rest.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho Marx
“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” ― Miles Kington
Another **** that I could not stand. "football is not a matter of life and death.........................................." Wonder if he would have said that after Hillsborough, if the scotch **** was still alive at that time that is. Utter **** of a ****.
Ah Groucho, a genius. One of my favourite films is coincidentally one which names my favourite liquified starter. Although I never had Duck in it.
"Freddie Mercury and Queen - trying to make opera popular with the working man and put it in the charts. What a ****" The Right Reverend Robert Runcie 1983. Well it was actually Paul Weller but don't tell ER.
Listening to John Lennon telling him how much better than the other 3 band members he was. Serves him right for his depraved and deviant life style choice - he would have gone to heaven if he hadn't written Bohemian Rhapsody
You work to live, you don't live to work. - Any socialist country/French people/anyone with a brain/anyone that isn't as stupid and selfish as Mick
