I wonder how happy his first wife was when he was beating her to a pulp? How happy were the people who had taste in this country in the 60s when he and his good for nothing mates were assualting their ear drums with over rated glorified nursery rhymes? How happy are music historians when they have to pretend that these clowns were the ebst band ever when, in truth, if they came on the scene today they'd be no better than one direction? Hopw happy was that nightclub doorman he battered one night? How happy must Mark Chapman be at knowing he is now into 34 years of his sentnece when he should ahve been patted on the back for services to humanity and people with taste. Still, the appalling Mr Lennon had a nice time so that's ok. I am not a vindictive person by any stretch of the imagination but when i wake up in the mornings i say a prayer of thanks that this man is dead.
This is now my favourite quote! I think Dan dislikes 1 - John Lennon 2 - Scousers Though, I can't be sure!
"Imagine no possessions" Aye right you are speccy. ****in estates all round the world. The original manufactured boy band. Music by numbers. "Eight Days a Week" - stupid ****, everyone knows there are only seven days in a week. Prick, ****in prick.
"I'd done the elephants and the poverty so decided I could come home" Phil Tuffnel on leaving England's tour of india prematurely "I've met the man on the street - he's a ****" Sid Vicious It's funny really - she always said she'd never be seen dead in a Mercedes" Prince Charles 31 August 1997
“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” –Ian Holloway talking about Cristiano Ronaldo.
"She's going to do us all at once." -cinemagoer 3, 'The Non-Stop Spunker' "How many pricks do you think you can handle?" -cinemagoer 1, 'The Non-Stop Spunker'
