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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A white tiger has attacked and killed an Indian student at Delhi zoo, officials and witnesses say. Zoo manager Riaz Khan said the young man "leapt over the railing into the tiger enclosure". Initial reports described him as a schoolboy.

    Television pictures showed the frightened student crouching against a wall while the tiger stood near him. An eyewitness said he was leaning over the barricade which was "very low" and may have fallen inside the enclosure. "Around 1.30 pm, we were in the reptiles area when we heard loud screams," eyewitness Himanshu told CNN-IBN news channel. "I ran to the tiger enclosure where we saw that a white tiger had caught the student by his neck and he was writhing in pain. Some children threw small sticks and stones at the tiger. "He suffered for the next 10-15 minutes but nobody helped him." Himanshu said the police "came very quickly", but could not save him.


    The body has been sent for a post-mortem examination.


    Cause of death??

    I'll guess Rape.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I feel that you're overlooking the elephant in the room. And by elephant, I mean tiger. And by room, I mean enclosure.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    He should have thrown moisturiser cream at him.








    Because it blocks the paws.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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    Is the tiger ok?

    May need some PTSD counselling.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The tiger's fine but the Zoo have started a fund to buy some large toothpicks
     
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    Maybe the Tiger just fancied an Indian?
     
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    I fear you (Rogan) Josh.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I see the bold toby is not amused <laugh>
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    The student's not dead. He's just fallen into a Korma.
     
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  11. Toby

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    I thought you didn't care about likes/dislikes? :huh:
     
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    I'll tell you after you point out your testicles you pathetic borefest.
     
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    If it was a black tiger it would be a panther ffs.
     
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    Did he Phal into the enclosure?
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    I was a black panther in a previous incarnation.

    Explains my sleek, stealthy and lithe movements.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    ER, Soledad Brother.:afro:
     
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