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Margarine Or Butter?

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    One of life's most difficult decisions.

    When I was a wee laddie growing up in Aberdoom it was always butter. Then in my late teens I changed to margarine. Recently though I have found myself purchasing Lurpak spreadable butter.

    Is margarine better for you? Or is that just a myth like the official explanation of 9/11?

    What do you spread pop pickers?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 23, 2014
  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    teh wurd - 3 PALCESTEIN!!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Are you on medication or something?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    margarine. or that mad olive oil gear ye see on the telly
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 23, 2014
  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    jist sick of teh opreshun
     
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  6. Null

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    Lurpack Butter
     
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  7. Archers Road

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    Butter every time. Margarine is foul muck suitable only for greasing axles.
     
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    loves greasing axles ^
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?


    You can't marmalade your dick up your bird's ass.
     
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  10. Rubber Johnny

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    Lurpak butter is ****e to spread.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Ouch. That is indeed a disastrous attempt at spreading butter.

    Hand tip - when you take it out of the fridge hold it over the spout of a boiled kettle. Amazingly this will soften the spread. Might be best to wear riggers gloves just to be on the safe side.
     
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    Or just get it out the fridge 10 mins before you plan to use it.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    When I light a fire in the winter I leave it in that room overnight,never have a problem:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    That's too easy.
     
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    I put mine under my armpit for 5 minutes. Not only do you get easy to spread Butter but your oxters smell lovely too, all the girls in the office comment on my buttery odours.
     
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    It has to be President butter.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 23, 2014
  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Kerrygold is your only man
     
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    I'm off to invent spray-on butter, can't believe I haven't thought of that before
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 23, 2014
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    Vaseline <whistle>
     
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