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Javier Hernandez

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, Aug 28, 2014.

  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Real Madrid play Elche tonight on sky sports 5, 7pm kick-off.

    He could start.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What if he doesn't?
     
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Awesome!

    You realise that when a player leaves United, especially a player who was little more than a peripheral substitute who only made a handful of appearances, you are allowed to stop tonguing his ball bag and posting an update on the United board every time said player plays in a match or breaks wind?

    Its not like he was a United legend ffs.
     
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  4. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    1. i'm not '' tonguing his ball bag'' you idiot. 2. he's on loan there. 3. Techinically he's still a United player. and 4. i'm only updating how he's getting on at Real Madrid or do i need your permission.
     
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  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    1. yes you are 2. He's on loan there because he wasn't playing for United and they don't want him 3. See 2. 4. You haven't updated anyone on how he is getting on, your post basically boiled down to, "Real are playing tonight, maybe he will play for them".

    Sorry if I seemed harsh, must be cos I have been on the Arsenal board, that always gets me in a combative mood <laugh>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Why dont we have a Zaha Watch thread Metth? he is on loan <ok>
     
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  7. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    And a Tom Cleverley Watch thread
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Bodanki is on his period. Leave him.

    And you dopey sod, before the goon mod decided to close a wum thread temporarily and threaten to ban me for taking tye piss out of tge ugandan chap, I wasnt being serious. You tit <laugh>.
     
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  9. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Haha bet that Arsenal87 opens a new thread he will want a say or he will spontaneously combust
     
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  10. StanDMan

    StanDMan Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Fixed it.

    Serioulsy - El Goal Post is as good as Nando !
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    One almighty fail. Theres no way any goon can wum us and not expect it back ten fold.

    Arsenal are our bitch. Always.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    Matth ... not sure its a question of permission... but if I were you I think you should perhaps warn him before you tongue his ball bag otherwise he might be rather shocked ... particularly if you attempt it whilst he is actually playing... and 'coming off the bench' is not meant to be taken literally <laugh>...
     
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  13. theevilreddevil

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    Ronaldo gets 4 goals
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Matth's on his way ... no doubt already flossed in anticipation <laugh>
     
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  15. mh20

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    seems to be doing well at real. 2 goals in 3 games <ok>
     
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  16. Stan

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    Even Balotelli would score goals for Real (if he could be arsed to keep up with Ronaldo and Bale).
     
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He's scored for Real Madrid against Levante.
     
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  18. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Less than nobody cares.
     
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    Andy Cole has just scored!!!!1
     
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  20. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He scored a good header.

    Just in time for the game on wednesday.
     
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