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3rd kit out at 9am tomorrow

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 19, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  3. Warmir Pouchov

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    Good luck shifting many of them in the present climate!
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    Typical isn't it.

    Picture shows our defence and somebody has gone missing again!!!

    <doh>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha <laugh><laugh><laugh>



    That kid is horrid. Seriously horrid. Now remembering fondly our Brazil kit.... Ahhhhhhh

    Still, at least they kept the tradition on to this season in one sense. Defending like Brazil did vs Germany <ok>
     
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    <laugh> Still not enough cover at left back by the looks of it!

    That kit is utterly repulsive! It's actually disgusting that they change 3rd kits at all. Why can't they do fans a favour (for once) and just leave decent away kits (like the Brazil kit) for a few seasons.
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

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    Few things about that picture:

    Since when did Colo have black hair?

    Janmaat looks like he's got a semi on. And how about smiling for the camera - pretend you're happy you're here.

    Williamson looks like he hasn't washed his face for a week and he has a cock the shape of a carrot.
     
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    A few things about that post.

    Stop looking at men's willies.

    And stop looking at men's willies. <ok>
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    I've never noticed Williamsons ears until now. Looks like that mackem player who looked like the FA Cup
     
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    Come on man..poor Mikey-boy need to squeeze every last penny out of the club/players and supporters.. no matter the REAL cost ..the only thing that matters is the bottom line and the ability to look his rapine venal neolib mates in the eye.. He is probably eyeing zero hour contracts for the players atm.. (actually he might have already introduced them judging by the lack of care, passion, commitment and general feck-off-ery they have shown so far)

    (wondering if the player get charged 5 pence for sugar sachets in the canteen)
     
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    Yeah and 10p for ketchup.

    And the players have to take turns to take all the dirty kit home to be washed in time for the next match.
     
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    I now have this top and its canny..
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Didn't think they did XXXXXL for the 3rd kit?
     
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    He bought an XL and had your mum stretch it out for him :bandit:
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I used to be an XL but his mam fed me a biscuit every time I popped round to see her.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce.

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    the kits have moved down a size. All of a sudden I'm a medium after years as a large.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ask Elvis how he is then please.
     
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    Apparently he is still an Xtra-Large
     
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    Jesus christ it's horrible based an liquorice limes Yurk
     
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