Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

At some point someone is going to be shot too! Whoever is shot we need to look closely at anyone they have raised suspicions about!

 

I'd change my vote fellas. Trust me on this. You will see a good man lynched, riddled with bullets and tossed into the sea for no good reason.

 

You are. A tragedy.

 

Give us a clue then fella. you're posts were either random, or schoolboy KGB error. Throw us a bone if you're BI.

 

If I changed mine I would be picking you..............but I'm sticking with that sexy bastard ACS

 

Then tell us what you know!!!!

 

I'm voting for Tash.

 

Too late... BRS is dead.

 

My secrets die with me. In hell you treacherous bounders.

 

Hmmm...that post looks very supicious to me. Fot both Jimmy and Tash. Deliberately voting after 9pm to throw us off the scent but knowing the vote wouldn't count??

 

I have a feeling we got the wrong guy again lads.

Now change that Mr Moderator??

 

I think BRS was the top KGB man.

 

So JPF.. Was he?

 

If it was anyone other than BRs then his suspicious behaviour would have me convinced, but it's BRS.....

 

DON'T CRY FOR ME, AMEOBI​

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Following the spate of recent homicides linked with British Intelligence, another fatality has reached our attention. Codenamed "Beardley's Rancid Sack", due to his extremely sexual appearance, the MI5 officer had been one of the most vocal and loyal proponents of the rapid promotion of one Shola Ameobi to power positions within the government, and was thought to be well-placed to root out any double-agents within our Secret Service. However, his head was found caved in next to the British Museum, with an indentation from some form of trophy. Scotland Yard have revealed that the indentation in his forehead read, approximately, "Not606 World Cup Prediction Winner"*, to go with the text "I've been Pardewed" and "Shola was 'ere" tattooed to his nether-regions, in case the public can come forward with any information on potential suspects.

Shola Ameobi MEP (pictured), has spoken of his deep sorrow at the loss of his great friend and ally, and laments the brunch that never was, referencing their secret weekly rendezvous at Tiffany's for tea and scones. The Not606 Daily Soiled Rag believes, owing to the strict laws on homosexual activity in the land during this time, that Ameobi is unable to mourn BRS as a partner, as well as a friend, but we are sure that in 50 years time, he'll still be donning black and white in one form or another, in his memory.

With reports emerging that Soviet forces have gained access to British ballistic technology, and are enhancing their own nuclear programmes, it seems an ill-fated time for the British Intelligence Service to be engaging in a high-stakes game of Russian roulette. With the third body surfacing in three days, serious question marks are being asked about whether there is in fact a crisis brewing which could swing the pendulum away from the Western Bloc. Top level American CIA agents have expressed dismay from the other side of the Atlantic, although they have their own internal problems.

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*I'm going to start adding killers from the voting list, whoever votes for the victim last claims the kill

 

Ffs

 

FFS! BRS, you had almost 24 hours to give us genuine reasons to save you!

 

So it wasn't BRS?
He was not KGB?
Gotta be DMW then.

 

Ah crap.

 

For tomorrow I'd like to vote DMW