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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Result of winter? <laugh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!

    Well... only $4... I matched the powerball- and the ticket cost $2... so I'm not sure how much of a winner I really am... but it's the first time I've matched a single number in years. (not that I've bought more than maybe 3 or 4 tickets over the last few years).

    Oh well... will reinvest in 2 more tickets... if I keep doubling my money down I'll be rich in a few years.


    / Yes, I know... "idiot tax"... I almost never buy lottery tickets... been on a "cash-only budget" for lunch last month or so. We're trying to save money. I always use my "lunch money" almost exactly but had $2 left last Friday so got a lottery ticket with it... it's not the $200mill jackpot but $4 is a good start (someone won $350mill in my city last year).
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Bet you wouldn't do that with the cinnamon flavoured tic tacs! <laugh>

    As a "mint" I like the white ones best. As a "sweet" I like the orange ones the best. I like cinnamon too- not as much as white/orange, but its a good cross between breath freshener AND sweet- also I find they last more than one sitting.

    The orange ones I tend to eat too many in one go- and afterwards I have that weird waxy coating sensation in my mouth.


    Not conceived at Xmas obviously but our first born was due on Xmas day (was 3 days late) - my father was born on Xmas day - My wife's step father was born on Xmas eve and my wife's sister's husband was born on boxing day.

    (various other relatives scattered within a few weeks of Xmas too).


    My birthday and my sister's birthday are 6 months apart (not born same year <laugh>)- each of us born a week before an equinox.
     
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  4. You sir, would lose money with that bet :)
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The future Mrs. Zingy

    Woman pays $20,000 for third breast to make herself LESS attractive to men


    Jasmine Tridevil*wants to work on TV and*in a bid to get there she has spent $20,000 on surgery to get*an extra boob.

    It was a bit of an uphill struggle for Jasmine, however, as she*says she asked between 50 and 60 doctors but none of them wanted to do it because they would be breaking ethics codes.

    It took two years to save up for the surgery but it has now been finished, topped off with a tattooed nipple.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    She'll end up working in porn.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Until someone gets an extra two breasts implanted. Then who would want to watch a girl with three when some other chick has four?

    It's going to trigger a battle like the razor blade battle- where they just add an extra blade every few years...
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you are correct.
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this is called a cow.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i don't think we have cinnamon over here?

    the orange and green are good but i kind of like the green/light green pack..

    may i ask however milk with such a hit rate on christmas births..... and its christamas fffs you politically correct yank..... what is the occasion in march that your family end up mating like rabbits at?
     
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  11. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Woman wishes to appear less attractive to men, yet poses in skimpy clothing and takes videos of herself in a bikini.

    Seems legit.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ffs........... the boss is gone off on travel and i am now bored at work. the week we've no mafia game......typical eh?
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Cinnamon is in just about everything in the US... that's one of the first things I noticed upon moving here... which is A-OK with me because I love cinnamon. The cinnamon ones have a little bit of a spiciness to them. Will heat your mouth up a little which makes them a little more difficult to down in one sitting.

    The ones I normally see here in the US- the white ones (mint)... green (a less powerful mint)... orange... cinnamon... strawberry... fruit mix... I think the fruit and strawberry ones must be seasonal because you don't see them around as much.

    We only have one shade of green tic-tac though. You mention two shades of green tic tacs? I do kind of recall that from when I was growing up- but don't recall seeing more than one shade of green tic-tac in the US.

    Politically correct? What did I say that was politically correct? Are you referring to "x"mas - "x" is merely an abbreviation for "Christ" - xmas, xians, xianity. I'm lazy not politically correct.

    Oh and no idea what happens in March besides my birthday... but since only my son is younger than me of all the many xmas birthdays I don't think that is the reason.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's OK... just lynch a member of the office whilst he's gone.

    I vote for the secretary.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Citrus Twist, Spearmint, Orange, Cinnamon, Freshmints, Wintergreen, Cherry Passion, Melon Mango, Bold! Mint, Bold! Apple sour, CHILL Paradise Mint & CHILL Exotic Cherry, Artic Rush, Green Apple, PowerMint, Pink Grapfruit, Lime, strawberry fields, fruit adventure


    OK, I've seen Citrus before but not in a long time... Think the PowerMint are the blue ones? If so, yes seen those for sale and the Sour Apple ones... several of these flavours though I don't know that I've seen.

    ... oh and maybe I've had Cherry... that sounds familiar.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    didn't vote in bold.... i think the lawyers and accountants look guilty as sin in here.... yeah we have those f'rs on site.

    I'm sure they are mafia
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    When I worked at the bank I had to deal with the lawyers on an almost daily basis. Everything I wrote had to be checked out by them first. The one I worked with the most was a youngish lady (as opposed to most lawyers who are old men... <laugh>) had a great figure, nice personality... but she had a bit of a mannish face which was a little off putting. I don't think she was mafia- but some of the lawyers almost certainly were.
     
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  18. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    what's that film with the women with 3 breasts? total recall?

    by allegedly trying to make herself unattractive to the male race she might have inadvertently made herself more attractive to the sci fi type of people.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    worst kind of stalker
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    all male therefore all mafia scum... i wish i was the vigilante really...
     
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