Yet another fund raising raffle in progress at the Cheese. It's for the Cheshire Cheese Angling Club. They need money to repair their ancient, decrepit charabang for their piscatorial outings. Prize: Warrington RLFC shirt signed by the players. Anyone want it if I win?
always makes me laugh when they say somewhere is haunted and then use excuse because its over 500 yrs old. just think of all the people who have died just in the last year, how come every where isnt ****ing haunted? marketing scamming ****s! nearly as bad as the loch ness monster bollocks.
Are you insinuating that Nessie isn't real? What do you think this whole Scotland independence drive was all about? The lizard people are in cahoots with their Loch-dwelling reptilian cousin, open your eyes man!
And all the ghosts talk English! Where are the Nordic ghosts and the Roman ghosts? And why do most of the ghosts on TV sound like Derek ****ing Acora! Clearly most ghosts are scouse with a penchant for saying 'ye' and 'thou' a lot! Also, why do we never see animal or plant ghosts? A house haunted by a spectral gorilla or a phantom velociraptor. It's unmitigated gubbins!
Why would a gorilla ghost be in the house.. it'd be in the wild obviously! C'mon man, think it through!
You're not thinking Deep Time are you, IBWT. Try again. P.S. Where your house is there could be ghost fish haunting it. Understand why that is true and you'll have cracked it! #heretohelp #justlikethefinchesagain
Quite a night on Friday night. I got there after work and there were a load of pissed up pikeys in there. All drinking Jaeger bomb after Jaeger bomb and screaming their ****ing Irish heads off. Next thing, the main licensing copper for Warrington came in with her oppo and two plastic pigs. They IDd all obvious targets and found one drinking a pint who was 17. They also got a bit stroppy with Steph and one of the regulars. I think the barmaid who served the 17 year old may be in a bit of lumber. It didn't help that one of the pikeys (wearing a utd shirt) fell over right in front of one of the pigs
see now... no matter how f'n dry you were you should have walkied backwards out of the kip and headed for the grange. aint nuth'n in the world worth watching pikey's **** in the corner when pissed on jaeger
soi take it none of you lot have been in a pub that pikeys have used the corner as their toilet then?
