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The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by gas, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Just because she's 67 she still has all her own teeth? Why would you assume she hasn't? Is it something to do with you don't much action so you live in a fictitious world?
     
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  2. DannyBangsAlot

    DannyBangsAlot New Member

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    Make your mind up, do I go dogging with your mum or do I just picture it in my head?.
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I see Wiz has made an utter **** of himself again with his attendance thread. <laugh>
     
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  4. pirate49

    pirate49 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    When he can't add 7+3 it's hard to take the rest of the post seriously! <laugh>
     
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  5. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    im not even gonna ask <ok>

    if its about my attendance thread, i didnt say anything about city, i shown no disrespect to them in our thread. i cant see my thread winding him up to be honest so i presume its not that.
     
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  6. DannyBangsAlot

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    I think he forgot to take his pills again.
     
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  7. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    No nothing to do with that Capt<ok>

    Just Wiz scraping the barrel with his daily anti Rovers ****e. Something about C**y and the egg chasers having bigger crowds and then proving beyond doubt he is numerically ******ed. :)

    Aside from getting his sums wrong (a four year old would have been ashamed) he failed to mention our impressive attendances in comparison with all other conference, League 2 and most League 1 clubs. <somersault>
     
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  8. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    I've helpfully corrected his latest assertion <laugh>
     
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  9. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    good to know i havent upset anyone. thats my reason why im not going over to their board anymore. last time i went over to their board i obviously upset someone enough to bring my brother into it. i have no wish to go over their and see something which will effect me or to piss someone off. in the past i said stuff which was not banter or piss taking but was actually nice and constructive but i was still accused of things like forked tongue etc so i dont want to be in that position now. so thanks for that gas. good to know this is nothing to do with me <ok>

    regarding the rest of your comment gas, we know city have bigger attendances than us. they are top of league 1 and we are playing non league. they will obviously get better attendances than us. they have had better attendances than us for years because they have been playing in a higher division for years. on top of that, they will get higher attendances from the opposition too to boost their attendances. we will be lucky to get 100 visiting fans to the mem to boost our attendances. plus the prices we charge for non league football, its cheaper to watch some championship clubs than us. i think we are doing well holding our attendances especially after relegation and a poor start top our season. regarding the prices we charge, an adult taking 2 or 3 kids is very expensive especially for non league. doing deals where kids go free is fantastic. these fans who couldnt afford to go can now go and these kids will hopefully get more interested in rovers. hopefully we see more little kids wearing rovers shirts instead of chelsea, man city and arsenal etc. our community team are doing their bit too. they give out 100 free tickets to schools for each home game. i know 100 is not a lot of free tickets but hopefully these kids will grow up to be gasheads.

    bristol rugby get good crowds anyway. i wonder what their crowds would be like if they had a rival in the like we do to share the fanbase with. also the fact that their attendances are good at the moment shows exactly what we gasheads been saying for ages about UWE (if we get there) that a new stadium will increase our attendances. bristol are proving this now. anyway, stupid comparing our attendances with what rugby get as its a different ball game literally.

    <ok>
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    mansell tweeted this about lockyer and gosling saying "I would pay so much money to see this happen to you" and he then added this clip <laugh>

    [video]https://vine.co/v/MLXe5QIZtmv[/video]

    good banter between the players lol
     
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  11. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    I cant believe this is real! But it apparently is!

    [video=youtube;rYcSqIuqkz4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcSqIuqkz4#t=20[/video]


    ANCHORAGE, Alaska - An Anchorage reporter said she used the "f-word" to quit on-air Sunday night to better raise awareness of legalizing marijuana in Alaska.

    As the Alaska Dispatch-News reports, KTVA-TV's now-former reporter Charlo Greene had reported on the Alaska Cannabis Club during the 10 p.m. broadcast Sunday without revealing her connection to it, that she was the owner of the club.

    That is, until the end of her story, known as the "tag" to us on-air newsers.

    At the end of the report, during an in-studio live shot, she announced she was the club's owner and that she would be quitting.

    "Now everything you've heard is why I, the actual owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club, will be dedicating all of my energy toward fighting for freedom and fairness, which begins with legalizing marijuana here in Alaska," she said. "And as for this job, well, not that I have a choice but, f*** it, I quit.&#8221;

    And then she walked off camera.

    The newscast's anchor had to rush to recover and apologize for the swear word, showing that Greene's actions were definitely a surprise to the rest of the crew working on the broadcast.

    Alaska Cannabis Club had urged its Facebook followers to tune in to the broadcast Sunday evening.

    As the Dispatch-News reports, Greene explained her actions.

    "Because I wanted to draw attention to this issue. And the issue is medical marijuana. Ballot Measure 2 is a way to make medical marijuana real ... most patients didn&#8217;t know the state didn&#8217;t set up the framework to get patients their medicine.

    "If I offended anyone, I apologize, but I&#8217;m not sorry for the choice that I made," she said.

    KTVA news director Bert Rudman made sure this message reached viewers on Facebook after the surprise.

    "We apologize for the inappropriate language used by a KTVA reporter during her live presentation on the air tonight. The employee has been terminated."

    <laugh> http://www.wxyz.com/news/watch-alas...air-reveals-herself-as-owner-of-cannabis-club
     
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  12. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    Awesome! Spliffs all round!
     
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  13. DannyBangsAlot

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  14. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    And Wiz has threatened to implement 'Bristol Rovers forum rules' on the Dark Side.

    About time, he's copied just about everything else from this board! <laugh>
     
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  15. DannyBangsAlot

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    <laugh> I wonder how long it takes until he threatens people with the ban.
     
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  16. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    Seriously? I cant see Wiz saying this. I would be very surprised if the City mods do this because....

    'Some' of them have always mocked us for having rules taking the piss out of us for it.
    'Some' of them have always said they would never have rules on their board.
    'Some' of them have enjoyed many times (when I was mod) ignoring our rules we have, purposely breaking them to piss me off, ruining threads.
    'Some' of them have threatened in the past that they would leave not606 if they did introduce rules similar to ours.

    Im not trying to offend any reds here (for reasons stated previously) but these 4 points are actual facts which no one can deny from the red side. Again im not trying to offend any reds here but it would be hypocritical of them if they ended up having similar rules to us after the stuff I had to endure from them when I was mod: mocking our rules, ruining our threads purposely breaking our rules, stating they would never have such rules. Also they risk losing members who said they would leave if rules were made on their board.

    For these reasons, I cant see their mods having rules their side.

    Of course what they do is up to them as it is their board. And im sure they wont be bothered what we think about it. Good luck to them if they get the same crap that I got from 'some' of them. I for one would not be doing though.
     
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  17. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    It was a threat he made during a minor spat between Russ and Banksy on one of NTTDS's threads about steam engines or bingo or antiques or something. He then closed the thread.

    It would be quite funny if he did, but as you say it's unlikely because it would scale the heights of Mt Hypocrisy.....but then again...<whistle>
     
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  18. DannyBangsAlot

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    I just wanted to chat about planes and trains with the highly entertaining NTTDS <whistle>
     
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  19. Sapphire

    Sapphire Well-Known Member

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    I think you will find wiz has done it.
    Any way what is NTTDS? Does it mean 'Not The Total Deal Sonny'?
     
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  20. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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