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The derby

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Tobes, Sep 22, 2014.

  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    So our annual visit to Anfield looms and at a time when we're defending like the Dog and Duck after a skin full.

    Needless to say I dread this fixture, as we usually just roll over and let you dry hump us.

    This year we're both playing like drains though, so it could be an error strewn stink fest if the form book is anything to go on.

    Praying Sturridge doesn't make it, as I think he'd make the difference tbh.

    Meh.
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    "This year we're both playing like drains though, so it could be an error strewn stink fest if the form book is anything to go on."

    4-4 on the cards then tobes lol.
     
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  3. I thought the form book went out the window for these games :huh:
     
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  4. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    I'm going for a 4-4 with 3 Skertl OG's, A moreno Hat-trick, Lukaku will get injured for 3 months and Daniel Sturridge will break his toe....nail.....Steven Gerrard will be so out of position that he'll still be in the changing rooms for your first 3 goals.....oh....and 2 sending off's apiece. <ok>
     
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  5. I'd love a dodgy Gerrard penalty in injury time to win #pissedofftobes
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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  7. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    brilliant tobes, love it lol.
     
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  8. <laugh>

    GGR :bandit:
     
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  9. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    We are long overdue one. It's already been 1 whole game since our last penalty.
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I'm sure that'll be rectified on Saturday.

    If Atkinson is given the game, I'm calling foul.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Really have no idea what to expect from this one. I really expected us to be fired up on Saturday, but we were dogshit.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Has tobes taken over matchday thread duty after the bad luck in previous league games from who ever has done them (Astro?)
     
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  13. I'm not applying the words "official match thread" to it :)
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I'm 1/1 after the win over ludogorets which included a last minute penalty <diva>
    Retiring as unbeaten
     
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  15. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Both need a win from this a draw is **** all use though a better result for the bitters but, our Home expectations and needing a win might just allow Everton to mug us here.

    How much longer is Studge out?
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    He's def out for tomorrow's game and touch and go for the weekend I heard.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    And this boys and girls is what is called "the set up"

    Tobes has planted this one to prepare the ground for the aftermath of the derby.

    Lose and well sigh and point back oh but win... well win and you can go nuts.

    Nie set up tobes cos i quote fancy you are thinking lukaku is gonig to rip lfc a new one.
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Way too cynical there lad.

    We never do anything at the pit and haven't won there for 15 years, and even when we're playing well we always seem to brick it in that fixture. So I've got zero expectations for this one, aside from a getting a dicking, as whilst we're playing quite well and scoring goals, we're defending like United ffs.
     
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  19. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Allen and Studge would help solve a couple of problems. Hopefully Studge is back for Sat but any news on Allen?

    I think Can is out for another 4 weeks.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    sorry tobes... you are all sweetness and light and i just see the badness in people....

    anyway that's not true normally you at least kick a few lads and get a red card.
     
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