Guess What?

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that's right......


we're bottom!

 

Will be there for at least another month as well and will be out of the cup. Oh well, least that means no distractions!

 

Yep WBA go to spurs to get 3 points followed by palace beating Everton in their own back yard and we drop points against fcking hull At home and are ment to be grateful.
We are so fckd we might as well have the pop league sleeve badges on now just to save time in the summer but hey people will still go to the next home game And support the current regime and manager.

 

So all our competitors are winning and the club continues to celebrate a draw...

 

...and it's no Picasso!

 

We're only one point behind Sunderland

 

Watching Leicester earlier and they didn't half have some fight. Then again that should never been a pen as a free kick should have been awarded to Man Utd. I know of Vardy. He came from the conference and was a particular **** against Luton at the Kenny if I can recall the season Fleetwood went up. He also looks like he was dragged from the womb with a drain plunger.

 

We're only two behind manure

 

If you ever publish a book of poetry then I want to buy it!

 

I certainly will but it will be probably be from my Prison cell as I sit their scribbling my inane de sade-esque babble on the wall with my own faeces, wearing nothing but a tri corner hat while masterbating furiously to Pardew's 2030 victory speech of getting us relegated to the conference.

 

Your hatred of him is dying. You're predicting it will take him 16 seasons to get us there.

 

Is that ACS practicing for Fenwick's window?

 

We have sold our best players and will be relegated

 

Practicing? I thought that was him doing it for real - that's why I got my camera out!

 

Are those stretch marks, or has he got the X-Factor? X marks the spot!

 

...and Crystal Palace are going to do us in next week and Alan will still come out smelling of roses.

 

I thought that was just the sun shining out of his arse!

 

Maybe. Have you seen the love bite Tash gave him next to his right ankle? Dorty little ***

 

If we assume that 40 points is the realistic cutoff point for relegation I can not see how we can possibly achieve that many points this season, given how we have started. We will be lucky to get 6 points from our next 7 games. That will mean after 12 games we will have at best 8-9 pts. That is 0.75 points per game on avg. Roughly we will have 27-34 points at the end of the season. Come next April we will already be relegated. I can see no way how we hope to improve on this given the performances so far. How people can be optimistic I dont know? We are bottom and we will stay bottom for a long time i fear. The man is so deluded it is beyond belief. i do not know what Ashley is thinking. What is Pardew telling him in the meetings they have together? Look at our possession stats Mike, aren`t they amazing. Ashley does not care one jot. I am certain he knows what is happening but is making us pay the price for not been eternally grateful to him for saving us... We all know what a vindictive **** he is in business so it stands to reason he will be the same when it comes to us fans. He is going to teach us a lesson and then put the blame on us for relegation because we did not get behind the team when it mattered.

We are ****ed!!!!!

 

Just got to hope Cisse keeps hold of his shooting boots. Seems pretty much our only hope of goals.