Am I alright bringing my virtual son in to this virtual pub as he is only 12 but wants to watch the match on the virtual big screen
Ok I'll have steak and chips and the lad will have jumbo fishfingers and curly fries. We are on table 23. Can we pay by card and run a tab, and do you give nectar points?
were is this b****y steak and fishfingers. I ordered it before kick off, the lad's starving here, get a grip.
I keep telling the cook but the problem is, I keep eating it before I get to your table The really bad news is, that tab of your is still open
**** me, we sound like the sad mancs, so when are we going to play hide and seek as well? ie whos internet will go first
After the visit with my virtual son yesterday, when our virtual food arrived virtually cold. I will be putting a review on trip advisor suggesting anyone visiting this pub bring a packed lunch. The clientele are fantastic (except for one annoying bloke from Manchester, but he left early).
Played footy this morning, got headed just below my eye. Massive black eye all swollen now as well. At to make it worse we lost Still, United always find a way to cheer me up
Nasty Biscan, I got hit by a squash ball on the side of my thigh a few weeks ago and had a nice shiner there, didn't even flinch. Took one in the face once... that ****ing hurt. Playing a match tonight. Got a Facebook message from an ex-girlfriend at 2am this morning asking how I am. Haven't spoken with her for years so not really sure why she's suddenly interested other than maybe being worse for wear at that time and feeling lonely/remorseful. She's still pretty fit though so now the lines of communication are open again might as well try and reel her in for a bit of action
