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Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    We should give Steve McQueen the Bullet and kick Floyd right in his Pink bit!
     
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    In the late hours of Saturday night, detectives at Scotland Yard were alerted to a crime-scene by shocked members of the public. In a park in West Soho, the smattered remains of MI6 Agent, identified as "Indestructible", were plastered garishly upon the children's play area. Dog-walkers, who had alerted police, reported seeing a million new orifices in the young man/woman's corpse, and indeed forensic experts have revealed that so riddled was the corpse with every type of ammunition known to man, that they had difficulty identifying the body. Luckily, the unfortunate agent had been carrying a ST card to his favourite sports club, Sunderland, although we do not know what kind of sport they're actually supposed to play.

    Splattered over the surface of a nearby bridge, once again using various ammunition, was the words "TREV WAS HERE HAHAHAHAHAHA YEEHHAAA BOY", but as yet, police do not know whether the two incidents are linked.

    One thing is for sure, a loss of such a devoted MI6 agent at this time of spy and counter-spy, can only be a bad thing for British Intelligence.

    Turn to page three for a corking bit of classy middriff
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Bollocks!

    So if it says in the report that he was MI6 - that means he was actually MI6, yeah?
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Afraid so <ok>
     
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    That should make him comfortably numb with a towering inferno.
     
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    All in all it's just another kick in the balls.
     
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    <laugh> . <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Sorry INDY, although I swapped votes I feel partly responsible for setting the trend. He was a good man - for a Mackem.
     
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    The new vote starts now and ends at 9pm Sunday <ok>

    Philby can use his powers now, investigators can nominate someone to investigate, Lyalin can choose to protect someone, Maclean can choose someone to flip info on, and Gordievsky can kill if he wishes.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    What are the rules about how the info that BI Agents learn can be passed to the rest of us?
     
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    <laugh>..<laugh>
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    The BI MI6 Agents, now two left, can only pass it on via the thread <ok>

    But be careful, anybody could pretend to be one...
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I hold you responsible for that bit JPF. Who in their right mind would assign a mackam to a senior role within an intelligence organisation? Do you not see the contradiction?
     
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    *cough* you were the one who gave Trev the gun *cough*


    Did you learn anything from those 11 minutes... or your last ditched move? <laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Yes - I think I did.
     
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    I'm not very good at this <laugh>
     
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    Hahahahahaha <laugh>

    Poor Indy... Trev's still bathing in his blood somewhere <laugh>
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    Which idiots picked hi........

    Indestructible was a MI6 agent? ahhh

    A goodie then...oh

    Not a baddie then .....hmmm.

    Are you sure JPF that Indestructible wasn't a baddie?

    You have to agree he looked like one, didn't he? I mean anyone can make a mistake, can't they. It's only human error. I mean it was partly his fault for looking like a baddie, wasn't it? I mean you can't blame anyone for shooting him when he looks like a baddie, can you, Not that I know anything about the shooting. I wasn't there. Lots of people are called Trevor. Anyway it doesn't mean I shot Indestructible even if I did write on a bridge, does it? It's just a hobby. I know lots of people who do it, well I know someone who said they had heard about someone who did.

    Ehhhh

    :bandit:
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    There's got to be a way of being tactical about this and learning how to flush people out.
     
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    in Trev's defense: It was dark out and he looked suspicious. <ok>
     
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