Newcastle United v Hull City- Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

Isn't there another week or so before Cisse is expected to be fit?

 

At least! Play him anyway!

 

I were joking. It'll be 4-2-3-1, with as many geordies as he can field. Expect Dummy back (in spite of Haidara being the only player worth playing), and Saylor in for Willow. Colback and Tiote will start in an almost "six at the back" attempt to not get beat. Christ knows what he'll do with the front 4 - I imagine he'll have spent so long worrying about defending he'll just roll a dice at lunchtime. "Er, you four, you're "up front". And by "up front" I mean the halfway line, and you better track back".

 

I'm feeling bitter & twisted already - and he hasn't even done this. Yet!

 

Matchday. Woo-hoo, can't wait to see another pathetic excuse of a game.

OR...Maybe it will all suddenly come good as Cabella and Rivière each bag a hat-trick! Maybe? No?

 

we can now see that there will be a constant advert underneath the big screen yet to be installed (scaffolding behind the glass)

with another sign installed

 

And the 'big screen' will only be playing a constant loop of SD adverts.

 

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It won't be far off!

 

Burn the Bloodsucking Vampire!!!!!

 

I'm going for an excuse laden 3-1 win.

Unfortunately I won't be able to go to any games for the next 5 years as Pardew's commissioned me to paint the ceiling of the Sistine chapel, he's convinced the original scene is bringing us bad luck.

 

Just watching SSN and we are the lowest Premiership goal scorers with 17 goals this calendar year. Behind Hull City, Palace, Villa, etc It really does make grim reading.

 

Just cover it in Magnolia. I've got a big paint roller, so I'll give you a hand and we can be done it time for the match.

 

Can't you sub the contract out to that woman who did the 'monkey Christ' figure?

 

Don't know if anyone's been checking the press coverage, but I find it utterly hilarious that every, single paper has coverage of this protest, good articles about the real Mike Ashley, uncovering the situation in gory detail at the club. Every paper, that is, except the NUFC "Official" paper, The S*n!!!! How ever did Mr. Ashley get so much money when his world is basically about censorship and only hearing what he wants to hear is beyond me.

 

The article in the Indie was rather good today, especially the photo.

 

Today's plan of action.

I have already laid Newcastle at 2.2 and will trade out either at half time or if Hull score first. If Newcastle should score first then I will go in again with a second lay and then get out later when the game gets Pardewed.

I normally don't like playing this strategy in the home games but (hopefully) the opportunities will be few in the future.

Am off to get some crisps, wine and popcorn for the match.

 

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Christ Matt Le Tissier is the only one on here speaking sense.

 

4-2-3-1
Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini (c), Williamson, Dummett; Tiote, Colback; Cabella, Sissoko, Gouffran; Riviere
Sub
Elliot, S.Taylor, Haidara, Anita, Ameobi, Perez, Cisse.

Dummett's starting. We're ****ed.