Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

ha, your on top form Benny. Do you have a gf?

 

you're * and about 5 of them

 

I like gold fish too

 

Lan has two lovers.

right hand and left hand

 

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Evening ****ers

 

Good evening oh special one.

 

****s.

 

I'm getting concerened my Grandaughter might be a Gashead, just caught her licking the patio window

 

Take her to a horse stable, if she starts vigorously punching one be extremely worried.

 

oh Antknee your much too young to be a Grand Father

 

I see the jock straps are fighting amongst each other..

 

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I am so so so drunk. Company do - free bar. It makes me realise that you're even more ****y than I first thought.

 

I was bolloxed last night too.. I have stopped drinking Thatchers Gold because it's too sweet and gassy and gone back to Blackthorn I had about 5 pints and it hit me giddy, thatchers wouldn't get anywhere near that.

Yeah I know, I can't drink anymore..

 

Cider with me is a pain, I don't get tipsy I just go from normal to monged. It happens sometimes on 3-4 or 6 no pattern just happens.
Lager I'm ok on I get that nice tipsy after 5-6 and can then carry on.

 

For a quick fix I neck a couple pints of chilled wine

 

7th pint of cider after a rovers win makes it much better!

 

dannyblowsalot

 

I don't blame you, after such a historical win against Woking I'd get bladdered as well