Swindler's list (with some subtitles for those unfamiliar with the Malaysian film industry).... At the beginning, Tan and his advisors debate whether to purchase Cardiff City...the guy in blue is the painter and decorator, he puts his hand up for the key role of recruitment...Tan's incredulous advisor - "you?!?". Tan likes 'the painter's insane confidence, it reminds him of a young Vincent. Ian Moody is promptly arrested on the spot whilst sending a text outside the stadium. Tan and his mates burst in on Malky (disguised as an Arab), ahem, sexually harassing a female agent....."What are you doing? What are you doing?!!!? That's bad! That's baaadd!!! That's punishable by death!" Mehmet Dalman is struck by genius...."I've got it, I've got it!! We'll get in Molde's manager! We'll chuck in a Volkswagen" Cut to a clean cut Ole singing his song to seduce the Cardiff fans, then Tan cuts in (in an extremely loud suit) to show him how it's really done ....here he gives himself away, lapsing into the 'Swim away'. Having bollocked Ole and got rid, Tan and his boys are sitting around waiting for a call. The atmosphere's tense, then their absurdly large pager starts beeping....Disaster. Paul Hartley's turned them down. Tan pays for a Cardiff City Supporters Club day out to Barry Island. Here he attempts to re-educate the Cardiff masses through the medium of song...."We can't lose in red, don't argue or you'll end up dead...There's something very special 'bout the number 8, your first born sons will be mine to date" Seems to have worked, so... there's nothing left to do except chase the remaining Cardiff fans he hasn't yet buggered. He doesn't care whether they are young, old, female, male, religious....he just smells arsehole. It's good fun for everybody at first but then the Cardiff fans turn on him, chasing him down the beach with big sticks... Finally Tan and Dalman dress up as nuns in a desperate attempt to recruit Tony Pulis (they need to conceal their identity to stand a chance and they have heard that Tony is "kinky like that"). Unfortunately the competition to woo Pulis is fierce and Dalman ends up taking a bullet from the gun of Mike Ashley. Tan is mildly irritated. Dalman dies in his arms. The end.
CaraTan (A remake of the 1971 Bollywood movie Caravan) Caravan to Div 1 (A remake of the 1974 movie Caravan to Vaccares)
. 4000 miles away and costing a small fortune but just had to join in Ice Age (that's where they're going) Home Alone (one for the fan...s) Big ? (they keep telling us don't they?) Dumbo (take your pick) The Borrowers How to Train your Dragon Toy Story SuperTan Hoodwinked The Muppet Movie City City Tan Bang Chicken Run ....and one for us.....Its a Wonderful Life Back in a couple of weeks. Love and respect to all my Jack-basterds
Just by way of clarification,I copied that from an earlier post No.98,ex Paganswan. Wish it was one of mine. It's a real cracker.
