Shock rise in sexually transmitted diseases in Bristol blamed on swingers and ****s

BRISTOL is experiencing a surge in cases of gonorrhoea, with the sexual disease spreading among the gay and swinging communities.

A leading expert has warned that the city has just five years left to bring the disease under control before it is expected to become immune to the last remaining effective treatment.

Peter Greenhouse, a consultant at the Bristol Sexual Health Centre, said he has seen a rise in Bristol's swingers coming into his clinic on Tower Hill in the city centre.

He said the last gonorrhoea outbreak from a swingers' club saw 20 people affected after members shared sexual partners for unprotected sex.


****ing hell

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/CITY-SEES-SHOCK-RISE-GONORRHOEA/story-22943290-detail/story.html

 

you riddled basturt.

 

Gas, surely ye bag the boaby when swinging?

 

Aye we're safe enough but we aint going to that club again(if it's the place I think it is)

 

I just don't get it. The swinging stuff.
I'd not want to share.

 

I noticed.

 

did ye, aye?

 

aye, i did

ya frigid wee moo

 

Only with you, old man.

 

A thread about swingers has only attracted Tina and Gambol.

 

I noticed.

 

The first major influx of the Black Death occurred in Bristol. They have struggled with disease ever since.

 

Swingers clubs are full of ugly people having sex with equally ugly people.

 

And how, exactly, would you know that?

 

^^^^

Fits right in.

 

I think the answer is in the title of the thread.

 

Gas's missus sends me the DVDs once a month. I keep telling her to stop. I live near Edinburgh zoo. I know what hippos look like when they mate.

 

She'll stop soon enough, have you seen the cost of overseas postage.

 

The bad Aids was created in a lab and given to ****s junkies and Africans by the CIA..

 

Naw it wisny. It was the monkeys. Have you seen the documentary "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"?