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Big Mannish Smoggie Bird Aff the Telly Wid Ye?

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    God knows a Middlesbrough accent is possibly as bad as a Greenock one (she might be from elsewhere - she sounds Smoggie).

    She's a bit square-shouldered and a bit square-jawed but...



    ...I definitely wid - reckon she'd crush yer arse cheeks with her desperate grabbing.

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 17, 2014
  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    She's not that bad,I've seen worse Wid Ye? though the 2nd photo would make one wary but ah wid.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 17, 2014
  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Wid.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She can give me some quantative easing anytime.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 17, 2014
  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    nope
     
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    Tina., Sep 17, 2014
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    Whts her name?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye ever had any lesbo action, Tina?
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Bob
     
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  11. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    oh yeah
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    I suppose you like the old weatherwoman with the huge tits as well. do you watch Breakfast everyday? why don't you write in?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Jen seems a tad jealous I think.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 18, 2014
  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    They are a pair of belters.

    One of my previous usernames was "Carol Kirkwood's Funbags", I'm a bit of a fan of middle aged bangers that hang about roughly in the right place but clearly have an outrageous swing factor.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 18, 2014
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's a naw from this Nazi and I say that as a connoisseur of trannies.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 18, 2014
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wrong thread.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 18, 2014
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    It's cos you're one of these narrow nationalists that hate English trannies, isn't it?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 18, 2014
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    I have a semi for Sally McNair for some reason :huh:

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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'd be all over most of the BBC newsroom like a rash.

    If rashes had stauners.

    Wee Gillian wae the symmetrical beauty spots on her face that does the weather wants ragdolled.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 18, 2014
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Bobfoc
     
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