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A medical assessment

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by psycho, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. psycho

    psycho Member

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    Was having a drink with a member of NUFC's physio team last night in the Cumberland Arms, and he appears to think that your recent signings have reinforced the squad of crocks, his words not mine. He left me with the following assessments:

    He also said they wouldn't be any big name signings through the door, although he did mention a full back from Swansea and that Zigic from Brum as being on the radar.
     
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    You're getting better, I prefer this to the attendances from 20 years ago stuff.

    Have a nice day.
     
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    shut up you twat stop talking **** and go support sunderland

    could you make up any more dribble?
     
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    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    Check you out, knowing physios at the toon. Squad of crocks?????? Have you seen your dressing room lately???
     
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  7. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Did our physio examine you to be a complete twat?
     
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  8. Smudger

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    For the record, it's a good effort but the Marveaux bit was the one that let you down. He's been fit for months and the Liverpool physio said he didnt fail a medical, as did the player.

    4/10. Better research required for your next assignment.
     
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  9. I'm With Colo

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    Lots of little-know insider information there...oh wait, same old **** different "source". Just because they opened the tyne tunnel doesn't mean you have to cross it
     
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  10. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    It would have been valuable had the LFC physio not come out and said he didn't fail a medical.
     
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    Wasn't that long ago that the Mackems were justifying their failure to get into yewrope because of their massive injury problems.

    Sorry sad Mackem you must try harder. Just not good enough!
     
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  12. psycho

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    No need for that mate.
     
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  13. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it's quite ironic that he is over here going on about our treatment room when their own has a waiting list.
     
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  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    And they have a go at us going on their board? <doh>
     
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  15. psycho

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    It's what he said mate. Not played since november, failed a medical with the scousers the week before signing.


    The internet seems to back this up mind, just after having a little look there http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/new...e-free-agent-move-in-doubt-article749061.html
     
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  16. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    "LFC head of sports medicine confirms Marveaux did NOT fail a medical at Anfield."
     
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    Even if this is true I wouldn't believe to much about what our physios say judging by our previous injury woes...
     
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  18. Oh Titus She Said No

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    Well if you had researched a little bit better then you would have seen that someone in charge of the press from Liverpool actually announced he didn't fail a medical.
    I can make up stories like this too, i know one of the youth coaches from Sunderland and he told me you've signed Wickham because Bruce like's ****ing young lads and that also Dong is signing so Steve Bruce has a hideout in Korea once you have another embarrassing defeat in the derby.
    It's fun to make up stories....
     
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  19. Smudger

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    Hmm... Mirror journalist, or Liverpool's head physio and the player? I'm inclined to not believe you, as per.

    How would our physio know he'd failed one at Liverpool anyway?

    He has been fit for a while now but Rennes knew he was leaving on a free so didnt play him in their last few games.
     
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  20. Jarramag88

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    Liverpool' s physio publicly announced that he never failed a medical but since you know a toon physio, can read the mirror and are a mackem, I will believe you mate.
     
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