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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by badblood, Jun 29, 2011.

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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Asking the wrong guy today
     
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  2. SleepySpecialK

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    Anyway, pasta is ****e. Does anyone really like pasta?
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    Not as strange as you spunk bucket.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    I love pasta.
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

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    That doesn't surprise me. I'll re-phrase.

    Does anyone normal like pasta?
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

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    Not strange at all. It works phonetically.
     
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  7. Erik

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    No. It's ****ing awful.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Are you saying Italians aren't normal?
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    It's just strange to look at, but like you say, phonetically correct.

    Exception to the rule <ok>

    Showz yer white bits, luv.
     
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    A couple of naked lesbians barged into my house today and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath, I tried to help but I could only knock one out...
     
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  11. SleepySpecialK

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    The only people that order pasta in restaurants are women who are on a health kick. And then if one of them orders it all the others do too because they don't want to seem like big fatties by munching into a magnificent steak and chips.

    Blokes just order what they want.

    On another note, this has been puzzling me for a while. Do you get bears in Africa?
     
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  12. monacoger

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    How long was she knocked out for?
     
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  13. Erik

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    Why did the Turkey cross the road?

    Chicken's day off.

    :cheesy:
     
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  14. PointyBirds

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    There's nothing slimming about pasta.
    And I should know. I eat shedloads of it and I'm a tubby ****.
     
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  15. Erik

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    No. I think the Atlas Bear (subspecies of Brown Bears) was African but it's extinct now anyway.
     
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    Why did the pervert cross the road?

    Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
     
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    I went home with some bird last night and she asked me to give her 9 inches and make her scream - so i shagged her 3 times and slammed her tits in the door.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    Did you know that a tomato is legally a vegetable?
     
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  19. SleepySpecialK

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    They see to be in most other parts of the world such as Europe, Asia, America, North pole etc. Why not Africa? Maybe it's too warm.
     
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  20. EDGE

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    Why did the chicken not cross the road?

    Cos some immigrant on minimum wage stole his ****ing job <grr>

    ****
     
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