Catts wins MOTD goal of the month. Woy's wife, a keen footie fan leans over and says to her dozing hubby, cracking goal Woy! Woy, shocked to find there's football on TV on a Saturday night, says, Catts who? Never heard of the bugger! Who does he play for? Mrs says, some team up north, in red and white stripes. Woy says... Must call that Stoke manager in the morning, what's his name, Emlyn Hughes is it?
No wonder the country's gone to the dogs, with such public and flagrant flouting of the electoral process.
Hey, you complain about a Sunderland player not being allowed to win it, but at least he was in there. Our 46 pass goal that involved all eleven players against QPR wasn't even nominated. Up yours, Match of the Day!
You'll probably all blame biased refs... It was a damn good goal, but ****ing hell, it's like a kids playground, let's all vote, because....