As we all know, he's Fat Al's tea/rent boy just now, but what about after Thursday? I think he'll start going into beauty pageants for lady boys. What other job do you think he should do?
If it's a yes he'll be drawing up his manifesto. If it's a no he'll be wandering round Scotland with an Uzi finding out who said no and blowing them away.
I expect Nigel Farage will put in a bid for his services. He likes a Mcvitie's biscuit with his elevenses does Nige, though ST is known to favour the chocolate finger, so that could be a stumbling block.
All I know about ST is that his internal organs are ****ed and he has a strange obsession with tranny porn. I've no idea how any of that translates into a viable career. Maybe the 'After' picture for a new AIDS awareness campaign?