Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Part of an episode of a new Channel 4 comedy series is to be filmed at the petrol station opposite the Cheese. I reckon they'd get a better result if they filmed the whole ****ing series in there

#beyondshameless

 

That's quite daring setting a comedy show in the third world.

 

They more usually film Crimewatch there.

 

That's a low punch

 

I've read the content of this thread. I stand by the validity of the statement based on that alone.

Unless, of course, you've been telling porkies . . .

 

No. You're absolutely right. I can't find out what the new programme is, but I'll keep trying.

 

i thought you might have been on about a new one called glue, but that's on e4 not c4, although near enough same thing any way.

 

Don't think that's a comedy, but I could be wrong.

 

There's a ****ing thread for this ****

 

wasn't aware of that bit, don't think it is, think its a drama, cant quite work it out though, looks like a cross between shameless and skins( if that makes sense to you)

i saw a shameless comment somewhere, and put 2 and 2 together to make 5

 

It was "Beyond Shameless", referring to The Cheese

Denice was well pissed in there last night. She went on the ale with Kev (her feller) and Scots Jimmy in Warrington yesterday afternoon. She's well into 'the spirit world'. The three of them were sitting around a table in a pub. Denice swears she saw a full pint levitate a millimetre and then fall over, soaking Jimmy. The barmaid said it's always happening in there. Yeah, right

 

Brilliant, mate.

There're rumours like that in my Derby local. People say that ghosts are always knocking pints over and suchlike. Of course, it's nothing to do with pissed up fools that practically live there.

I saw it happen one time. A pint just slid off a table when it was placed in the centre of it. Upon closer inspection the table wasn't horizontal (massive lean) and they had set the pint glass on a previous beer spillage and the entire (smooth) table was slick with fresh beer.

Clearly some tiny floor vibrations (from the regular roughhousing that goes on in the place) had started the glass in motion and inertia, reduced friction on the surface, an inclined plane and gravity did its inexorable job. Simple physics, really.

I explained this to the local woo-merchants, and they said, "Nah, it was definitely a ghost. You can't explain it!" Even though I just had! I drank my beer, made my excuses and left.

Some people believe because they want to believe. There's no talking to them. Tits!

 

Being a pub landlord, I would hope she does have some interest in the various varieties of hard alcohol.

 

The hand dryer in the men's bogs in the Cheese does go off pretty regularly when there's no-one in there. Mind you, most of the electrical appliances in the place are faulty/****ed

 

What's your take on the goings-on at the Cheese, then Noz?

 

Generally or the pint seances?

 

That didn't happen in the Cheese. Generally. Do you run your establishment along similar lines? Anyway, when you're on here, who's serving the clientele with their sambuca?

 

Hang on, are you thinking that I'm a landlord? I was referring to Denice.

 

Perhaps a new vocation for you?

Anyway. Denice isn't a landlord. She's a landlady.

 

I don't differentiate between genders.

I could also ask how you're so sure.