Help needed

I'm doing a PHD on the correlation between high blood pressure, bad language and their subsequent influence regarding sexual torture on grey haired men called Alan.

I look forward to your help.

 

I hear the queen mother once flashed her gash. Does this help at all?

 

Only if it was to a grey haired man called Alan and he was visibly upset by it.

 

Not true, I hear he bought the DVD

 

Does JPF have high blood pressure and swear a lot?

 

He was upset alright, he thought harry redknapp had just turned up to try and poach a player

 

That's just Chinese whispers. What really happened was she said that "Alan is flash and gash."

 

A comparrison to other grey haired twots called Alan may prove useful to your research? May I suggest Alan Sugar and Alan Robson (who is probably grey by now...), and other grey haired people called Alan who I can't think of right now....

 

Oh my Uncle Alan, he has grey hair.

 

Alan Partridge

 

I want to say Alan Rickman but don't know if I am getting confused with Adam Rickman. Anyway the Sheriff from Robin Hood (the one with Kevin Costner) he was called Alan possibly and may have grey hair.

 

Adam Ricketts?? I am in a muddle. Move along nothing to see here....