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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by banksyisourhero, Sep 11, 2014.

  1. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    they ****ed up years a go getting rid of Trollope and that old bloke from Charlton and funny thing is they still haven't learnt their lesson, Higgsy forever!
     
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  2. Bluebaldee

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    I have actually punched a sea lion off the coast of the Galapagos in 2004. I was snorkelling and it attacked me, so I punched it and was pulled out of the water by our guide. It was an 'alpha' sea lion who somehow saw me as a threat, so it 'charged' and I had to hit it on the nose before getting out of the water double quick!
     
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    maybe It was attracted by your smell, perhaps you hadn't washed your little Peter for a few days after having it in some old slappers vag and it smelt like the back of Samways fishmongers in West Bay?
     
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  5. banksyisourhero

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    BB you know as well as I do that the type of City fans who would have (against all the odds for the multiple of reasons given)gone to this game would NOT wear City shirts..

    The bit I object to in all this is how its just repeated in court and not even thought through for a single moment..
     
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  6. Bluebaldee

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    Yes, I blame my wife for that. She was the old slapper in question and we'd been travelling across Ecuador for several days prior to arriving in the Galapagos. By the time we arrived we were being followed by several hundred gulls thinking they were following a trawler. I had to throw several pairs of her knickers overboard to placate them.
     
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  7. Bluebaldee

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    Well Banksy, that's British justice for you. The judiciary have had it in for you ever since the Ashton Vale Town Green decision.

    I hear they're about to charge Scrumpy with historic sex offences <laugh>
     
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  8. banksyisourhero

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    Rod Hull would have been next and you know it..<laugh>

    He always had his hand up some bird...
     
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  9. Bluebaldee

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    Probably, but Rod threw himself off his roof to escape the long arm of the law. <laugh>

    Scrumpy is now the focus of Operation Yew Tree.

    Apparently, back in 1982 he ****ed 8 young men up the arse. Plaintiffs are Messrs Merrick, Garland, Tainton et al.

    ;)
     
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    **** me Ecuador was a good memory for you, mugged and nearly raped by a seal <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> I ****ing hate Ecuador - most dangerous place I've ever been.
     
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    "I ****ing hate Ecuador - most dangerous place I've ever been"

    why so?
     
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    Him and his wife got held to gunpoint there, that bit not funny.

    Nearly getting raped by a seal was.
     
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    Bloody american military, always think they are above the law!!
     
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  15. MassiveAttack

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    it was funny as he was told to remove his silly blue and white quartered shirt ....
     
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    I would have just shot the twat and done the world a favour...
     
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  17. RedorDead

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    No it's not funny to mock him for that, I don't know what I would do in that situation.
     
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  18. banksyisourhero

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    You would poo yourself, whereas I would do some Kung fu stuff I seen on tele and get the gun off him and shot the missus, then call Oscar Pistorius lawyer...
     
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  19. MassiveAttack

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    who was holding the pistol?
     
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  20. wizered

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    I fully respect what you say, I didn't say what I would have shot him with.....Maybe bullshit, he's always full of it..
     
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