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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Have you woke up, rolled over, saw who was next to you and went <yikes>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 30, 2011
  2. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    never. im ugly and lonely
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    You have to be more specific. Folk who **** the bed can react like that.
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    There I fixed it
     
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  5. Eastender

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    :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  6. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Every day since my wedding day. :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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    The Dandy Highwayman, Jun 30, 2011
  7. Zico

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    I woke up next to `Sloth' fae the Goonies
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    Jesus man the beer goggles must have let you down that night
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    When I was 17 I pulled a 30-year-old virgin who looked like Mo Mowlam. <laugh>
     
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  10. Sweats

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    A dead Mo Mowlam?
     
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  11. Erik

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    He had much to learn.

    Yes, of course. <ok>
     
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  12. Longview01

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    Every morning...my other half is not a morning person
     
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  13. Zico

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    <laugh>

    Am away furra ****e
     
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    Zico, Jun 30, 2011
  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Always dispose of the body before going to bed. <ok>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 30, 2011
  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    every day for a month in thailand. tap kwality ser

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 30, 2011

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