Dogging

Is it just for famous football players and socialist MP's?

 

**** knows. am gony turn up one night with a fake gun and take everyones wallet off them pulp fiction style. see how many go to the police. perfect crime.

 

Excellent

 

u could play the part of hunny bunny tina

 

Do you want me to dress up as the Easter bunny?

I'm well up for any dressing up games.

 

u could. it would make the whole ordeal alot more surreal for the ****s. al get a gimp suit

 

Are you deliberately trying to turn me on?

 

look if ur not game for this am sure EDGE will be. am guessin 10 wallets a night, 10 handbags, 20 phones and whatever else **** they've got. we'll be loaded in no time

 

I think Edge would follow you anywhere, if you go to the concert with him.

 

I fell out with the missus a few years ago and went looking for doggers

Up the campsies Nev, the carpark in the sky, there was no **** there

 

That's an original thing to do when you fall out with the missus. Most men would just get pissed!

 

I'm partial to a bit of dogging now and again

 

Aye, so I've been told.

 

Can't beat it when your pumping away and some auld bastard has his grey hairy balls dangling next to your head

 

That's just not right.

 

Makes it even worse that he was my granda

 

I can see why that would be quite uncomfortable for you.

 

Funnily enough it turned me on even more

 

Weirdo lol

 

If I was normal then I wouldn't be out dogging

You should come along some time