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Beefforhire-NCFC

Beefforhire-NCFC

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Norwich City Faithful,

I am here to inform you that after a daring dawn raid this morning a group of elite canary troops was able to liberate Ipswiches most prized posession.

I'm talking, of course, about the Ipswich Crystal ball....

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A Picture of the desired object once bought back to fortress Carrow this morning.

This is, of course, the famous prediction tool that foretold that:-

  • We'd never be promoted back to the championship

  • Grant Holt would never cut it in the championship

  • Paul Lambert will leave us for Celtic/etc

  • Ipswich town will beat us, comfortably, over the 2 derbies in the 2010/11 season

  • We'd go into financial ruin

  • Roy Keane is a world class manager and will get Ipswich Town promoted

  • Ipswich Town will right the wrongs of the first Norwich defeat now Paul Jewell In charge

What I'm trying to say is, It's broken...

The NCFC Boffins set to work the morning and upon opening it found a mish-mash of blue and white wires, a considerable ammount of Dog Hair and a collection of black and white photos of the last time Ipswich played well, estimated to be from the late 1800's.

On removal and repair of these items I can reveal to you that It has been converted/corrupted to the new and improved NCFC Crystal Ball!!
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On the Coup, David McNally, Norwich City Chief Executive, beamed:
This is a fantastic bonus for us as we enter the new season in the greatest football league in the world. If it's one thing we can do at Norwich it's take substandard parts and make them pure quality, we did it with our players and we'll do it with this blue and white piece of crap
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The Crystal Ball has already started predicting, it revealed this afternoon:
  • Norwich City will survive in the Premier League
  • Ipswich will battle for mid-table in the Championship...again.
  • Paul Lambert will be linked with every job, but remain at Norwich city to build a legacy
  • Norwich city will be subject to the worst press next year and a journalist will be severly beaten outside carrow road for "over-use of cooking puns"

We'll bring you more on this breaking story as it develops.
 
:cheesy:Didn t columike have one a while ago? I think it must have been a cheep Chinese made knock off from Snetterton market as it managed to throw up alot of dud predictions.
 
Talking of Messi ****e - what a beautiful piece of well thought out prose, fatty Steve. It must have taken hours to compose! Really puts us budgies to shame <doh>
 
No crystal balls needed...

Norwich will get relegated from the Premiership with the lowest points total ever, which Ipswich will finally be relegated from the Championship - FACT. <cheers>
 
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