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Has anyone on here slept with a prostitute?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. PointyBirds

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    I nearly did. I got to the undressing part but God told me not to. So I slaughtered her instead.
     
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  2. lone ranger

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    you dont pay a whore to **** her, you pay her to leave <ok>
     
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  3. HackerJack

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    Shagged a bird in school who went on to be one and have had the occasional revisit on nights out but wouldn't pay her for it.

    Paid for a blow in Amsterdam, that's more tradition though, you have to, it's like mooning as you go past bucks palace.
     
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  4. -jordan-

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    yeah once, 40 quid for 30 mins i think it was..or maybe it was 15 mins..cant remember

    great shag..polish or something she was..cant remember much of the whole incident it seems

    is a bit intimidating when they all walk out in front of you and then the spotlight falls back on you to choose..bit like a gameshow
     
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  5. Erik

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    Sounds ****ing marvellous. I'll have to try it in the next few months.
     
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  6. badblood

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    I loved that bit. Actually being able to choose the bird I'm gonna shag, rather than just taking the only minger who's left at 3 o'clock on a Sunday morning.
     
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  8. badblood

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    studio 69?
     
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  10. HackerJack

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    Kinda but it's cheaper (especially in Pontypridd, half a woodpecker should do it) and there's less chance someone else got there before you that night (except in Pontypridd).
     
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  11. HackerJack

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    I thought it was Studio 95?

    And no, she was/is a private contractor.
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    <doh> so it is..****ing hell i cant even remember the place that i used
     
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  13. Yurilly

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    Well if you buy her drinks in essence you still paid her. She was just one of the cheap ones, depending on how much you spent. So you're not that much of a weirdo.
     
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  14. -jordan-

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    paying a pro is also a wise investment

    on a night out, say you spend 20 quid on drinks trying to bang a broad. then maybe you have to buy her food..call it a fiver..maybe a taxi home..5 or 10...

    call it 35. you can get a pro for 40...is it really worth saving a fiver having to wake up in the morning with that awkward feeling between the 2 of you? what if she wants to see you again? call that another £2000.

    stay safe. use a prossie <ok>
     
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  15. Yurilly

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    Plus it's not even guaranteed that you will shag her in the end, but the part of her wanting to see you again may well still happen.
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    I never have and I never will. A real man doesn't pay to play.
     
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  17. -jordan-

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    a real man has used a prossie at least once in his lifetime <ok>
     
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  18. Sam Axe

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    Nope I disagree. A real man doesn't need to pay for sex
     
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  19. PointyBirds

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    Not beforehand anyway.
     
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  20. Erik

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    I'm an ugly ****er myself (got to be honest), but ladies like me. :D
     
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