I have to have a bigger vision than the fans!!!! WTF.

Mr Pardew, I and the vast majority of the fans do have a big vision of the future of OUR club!! Unfortunately we can find no place for you in our vision apart from Tea-Lady perhaps. The arrogance of this man is unbelievable. Its like he is saying, "Teacher knows best children"" What an absolute T**T this man is. DEAD MAN WALKING!!!!!

 

Hold up just a minute........ I think you owe the Tea Lady an apology !!!!

Agree the only thing big about P45 is his head, which is only slightly smaller than his ego.

Tick tick tick ...... Time bomb

 

You are correct, I apologise to the Tea Lady. Pardew has no place anywhere in OUR club. The man has no shame and will have to be pushed out, he will never resign!! His lack of shame knows no bounds and after his demise he will no doubt appear as a pundit next to Fat Childs on ITV`s awful CL coverage.. A Hateful individual!!

 

The Tea Lady says she forgives you x

 

''I'm the second longest serving manager in the Premier League now''

That truly sums up how lucky the motherf**er is.

 

DMW said he was worried about his mental health, I seriously think Pardew is cracking up.

 

I have visions of Pardew sitting in his layer stroking a cat chuckling to himself.

 

I wonder where the line has been drawn concerning the boundaries of the team manager... I myself have no idea what so ever.

 

That statement there, really sums Pardew up and how highly he thinks of himself. I don't think I've ever heard Wenger remind us that he is the longest serving manager in the Premier League.

 

Bang on the money, good observation. Likewise I couldn't tell you the 3rd, 4th or 5th yet if Pardew held one of those accolades, he'd remind us weekly.

 

Where have these quotes come from? Source?

 

Ive just read a press statement from the Tea Ladies Union media office.
It reads: It is our considered opinion that Alan Pardew is a total ****.

So, there you have it...

 

Tea Ladies rock !

 

I think we are being terribly un-pc here. Let's call them Tea Persons or even Tea People!! Keeping going with the PC idea I think that Mr Pardew is probably a wonderful father, husband etc. On a un PC bent I think he is the worst boss and man-manager of a football team I have had the misfortune to witness. I go to bed every night with the hope that when I awake its all been a horrible dream, like the Bobby Ewing thing in Dallas... obviously I wake up depressed every ****ing day!!

 

Or perhaps Tea Technicians or Tea Operatives, anyway whatever you call them, l reckon they could manage the team, motivate them and come up with a better range of tactics and game planning than our current idiot of a manager........ Who probably cannot make a decent cuppa either ! Or wants the tea to be coffee, whilst asking the coffee to be hot chocolate.

 

Dear Alan

My vision for the club is good expansive play. Skilled players playing and working for each other. Killer balls across the deck, wingers flying down both sides turning defenders inside and out, deadly crosses from the back line, midfielders who track back and who can see what's going on at a glance and seeing an overlap develop and able to pass the ball through an eye of a needle.

A game in which there are thrills and spills. Matches where victorious 3-1 or 4-3s are not uncommonon. A club which gets the hearts of neutrals fluttering and the match day apponents in fear of another masterclass in football and a defeat to follow. A side who nearly always start off the Match of the Day programme because of the passion, the flair and the excitement on the pitch.

A club who is not frightetned to go for every trophy going and who sees a season without silverware as a poor one. I see a club who attract players who want to play for the jersey and each other, where past players talk misty-eyed about thieir time in the black and white top.

That's my vision for the club, Alan.

Now you top that.

 

I agree with Sir Alan, he needs to have a bigger vision than the fans, a good portion of them are morons

 

Good post

 

Can someone knock him out!

 

F** off pardew you spineless ****