what is your ****ty superpower / skill

Can you only eat through a straw?

 

I can make wimmin that don't know me think they're in love with me.

 

Ah can make women that don't know me have consensual sex with me (and ma wife)

 

I can **** and vomit at the same time. Being in a toilet at the time is preferable but not essential.

 

I can piss into a toilet bowl from 6 feet away.

 

I cant, been in that predicament once before

 

Anyone can. Its when it begins to tail away at the end is where the problems begin to emerge

 

Amateur.

 

Great thread.

Hang on. no it isn't, it's ****.

 

I can type in excess of 90 words per minute, accurately, without looking at the keys.

 

I can eat 50 eggs.

 

I'm a one finger typer so can type about five words a minute strenuously looking at the keys.

How about Gambol, how many words can ye type a minute using yer chin?

 

I used to be bigheaded, but now I'm perfect.

 

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I see that Pud has lost a bit of weight.

 

I have tolerated you ****s for years without ever losing my patience.

 

Would be Cool if they were hard boiled

 

With the shell intact.

 

Not sure he did that in the film, but yes, that would be impressive.

 

I think, what we have here, is a failure to communicate.