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  1. MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN

    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN Active Member

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    I used to be able to roll a cigarette in under 2 seconds.
     
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    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN, Sep 11, 2014
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I can do a DDT on anyone under the age of 13.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I can use a toilet roll so fast it defeats any plumbing system in the world.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I can peel a orange in my pocket.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 11, 2014
  6. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Have actually blocked many a bog with pure ****e. No bog roll involved. Invincible fecal concrete plug
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Sep 11, 2014

  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I can impregnate women by just being in their presence.
     
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  8. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    I can fold my cock between my legs & look a right ****.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pfft. Big talk by a wee arsehole. (Figuratively and literally)
     
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    Gambol, Sep 11, 2014
  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    and I could still barely feel you slipping your wee todger in. Says all you need to know
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I can talk to the animals.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 11, 2014
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You imagine my todger to be small. Says a lot about you. (Figuratively and literally)
     
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    Gambol, Sep 11, 2014
  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I can eat soup without the aid of a spoon....
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 11, 2014
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    can fold my entire penis in on itself
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The sellic?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 11, 2014
  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> **** up ya ****
     
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  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    all soups or just some in particular?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 11, 2014
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I can take a horse to water AND make it drink.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 11, 2014
  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Most soups the less chunky the better results
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 11, 2014
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