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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He's on ja606 Ruff, that's all i know.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 6, 2014
  2. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    There's a very good chance you've jinxed this, Matt. <whistle>
     
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    CCC, Sep 6, 2014
  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Don't start that crap.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 7, 2014
  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Tonight I have thrown a clay ashtray at a peacock. ..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 7, 2014
  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Did you hit it?
     
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    Diego, Sep 7, 2014
  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    No I was hammered and missed it.

    Don't remember writing that.. Must never drink red wine again.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 7, 2014

  7. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Drinking red wine always makes me see peacocks, too. And green elephants. And, for some reason, blue aardvarks. Never enough ashtrays to hand, though. <ok>
     
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    CCC, Sep 8, 2014
  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Had to go back to the scene of the crime yesterday. As there was a friends leaving party in the beer garden. The landlord cut me a dirty look.. Probably due to the number of ashtrays found in his peacock enclosure. And red wine up the walls.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 8, 2014
  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Red wine up the walls or . . . peacock blood?
     
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    CCC, Sep 8, 2014
  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    The trolls have come out to play on twitter.

    they're attacking me, calling me gay, which i'm not, i've said that a billion times already.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 10, 2014
  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Dont bite back, they will give up and troll someone else
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 10, 2014
  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    What was all that stuff page posted about you being bi?

    I only ask as Eric was interested in a reacharound.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 10, 2014
  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Just had a right sticky poo <ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 11, 2014
  14. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    I don't have this problem as my bowls are laced with lube
     
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    theevilreddevil, Sep 11, 2014
  15. Stan

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    They must slip right out of your hand.

    FORE!
     
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    Stan, Sep 11, 2014
  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I've been trying for years dude.

    He won't even hold my hand let alone my fleshpole.
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 12, 2014
  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    bloody wums everywhere on this board, can't the moderators do anything about it or not.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2014
  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    About what?
     
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    Chief, Sep 12, 2014
  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    on my and other people's threads.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2014
  20. cini65

    cini65 Well-Known Member

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    The problem with your threads is that they always seem to be started by a WUM
     
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    cini65, Sep 12, 2014
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