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Annoying myths and old-wife tales!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by barnsley_boy, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. barnsley_boy

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    People getting baffled as to how they have managed to catch a cold when the weather's been warm is what's prompted this! <doh>

    Another I used to be told when I was a kid was I'd catch cold if I went out with my hair still wet from getting out of the bath!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    a swan can break your arm you know!

    no it cant. it's a bird
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    If you pull a face and the wind changes, you're ****ed!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    at least that one is funny
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And it isn't even a myth.
     
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    Rape is illegal <doh>
     
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    cold pish gently dabbed on with a cotton wool swab is a great cure for plooks <yikes>
     
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    Alcohol causes liver disease
     
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  9. barnsley_boy

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Who told you that <laugh>
     
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    All that quaint country folklore. e.g.

    The one about being able to tell if it's going to rain depending on whether the cows are standing up or sitting down. Complete arse gravy.

    Red sky at night, absolute ****e. etc.
     
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  12. Toby

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    Passive smoking gives you cancer <grr>
     
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  13. Lightfoot

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    ummm...errrr.... no-one <whistle>

    probably explains why I'm still a virgin, eh? <ok>
     
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  14. monacoger

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    Getting a cock up your arse is a cure for a headache. My uncle lied by the way.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    No one wants to shag someone stinking of pish and covered in boils <ok>
     
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  16. Lightfoot

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    aye, thanks for that Stereo <ok> My Eureka! moment...
     
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    That's by far the funniest one here :)
     
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    1. Organised religion;
    2. Cannabis causes cancer;
    3. America faked the moon landings for a laugh.
     
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    the male G-spot is on your tonsils
     
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    Females have orgasms too.
     
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