Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

What's the debate like in the actual cheese RHC?? Up to this level of intellect we gots goin on here? Do Denice or that builder knob jockey you're always on about watch it?

 

Yeah maybe so the women and relationships are too dominant and they turned howard into a half normal human being and turn raj into just a total sad case altogether when he could have been just funny.

sheldon is still sheldon

 

I've never heard that cartload of offal discussed in there.

 

I'm guessing Rob bores everyone with talk of his work, and Denice gossips, and tries to sell punters whatever fell off the last lorry through the town. How did I do? Do I win a prize? Can I have the cuddly toy? #roachford

 

I put that on the jukebox in there last night

 

It's a quality tune. 1989 or 1990, I think. Your assertion about the quality of The Cheese's jukebox is looking promising.

 

Phil, the resident DJ in there gave me his first CD at the weekend. Used to have it when I was married, but it stayed with the bitch

There was some serious **** on Monday night outside. I'd gone home, thank ****. There were several pissed and coked up chavs in there. Some lad got glassed in the face whilst someone else had got a spade from somewhere and twatted him in the face with it. There was blood everywhere, apparently. The lad has a father with serious connections, so there will be very direct repercussions

 

A nice quiet night down the pub then. FFS why do you go there?

 

A spade? WTF! Don't they know a large frozen fish is funnier?

A spade. That's why chavs and farmers and cocaine and ale don't mix well.

 

The jukebox and the mattresses.

 

And coke and fishing tackle, and spades.

 

I may be stopping. I got gripped in there last night by Scots Gary. It was Vic's birthday and she kept going behind to serve people whilst Denice was ***ging it. I told her to get round the other ****ing side. He butted in and i said "It's her ****ing birthday. Why are you frowning at me?". He walked round and got hold of me saying I'd insulted him in a unintelligible Glasgow accent. Everyone told him to back off. He said he wanted an apology and I said I had **** all to apologise for. He was told by 3 or 4 people that I hadn't insulted him, which I hadn't. I reckon he's having serious problems with his Mrs, and I copped for it.

 

Well, if you did it in a funny voice it probably came across as an insult.

 

That was him, you soft ****

 

You need to bin that place off mate, for a whole host of reasons.

You are who you associate with............

 

It's that sort of winning attitude which might be what gets you into trouble, RHC.

 

I can assure you that's not the case, mate. I've never changed in many a long year. However, I am starting to tire of it.

 

It depends how you say it

 

Unintelligible Glaswegian accents always help.

 

Is that why you're on the Liverpool board so much?