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  1. CCC

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    Horses are too much like Rocky Balboa, or my missus: they just don't go down!
     
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  2. Sweats

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    That's not what I've heard about your mrs... Goes down quicker than WTC.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Can't see dog punching being a good idea? Is it small happy type Doug's that you go for?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    I think I'll leave that typo. :)
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    :).
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Prob hard down the beach, have a bit of lunch. Sunbathe a bit, have dinner n drinks later <ok>
     
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  7. CCC

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    They're not happy after the event, that's for sure. <ok>

    No, any dog is fair game. Size is irrelevent. Although having to suddenly explain to a confused owner why their dog is dead, after they've looked away for a second or two, makes smaller dogs a bit troublesome. Anything larger than a spaniel is usually fair game, unless they're a tough breed like an English Bull Terrier.

    Great danes are good. Slow and stupid.

    Dogs barking and jumping, so their heads are just above the top of a fence, are the jackpot, though. Like a dog-punching version of whack-a-mole. :grin:
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Won't you get ejected from the beach for being 'hard'?
     
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  9. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    I am making mushrooms, with onions, hot chilli and tomato for breakfast. Afraid I put too much chilli <ok>
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Nudist beach <diva>
     
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  11. CCC

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    Add more tomatoes. <ok>

    I find that people who always want to get naked are the very people I have no wish to see naked. Like old German women. #RHCwould
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

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    Breakfast??? <yikes>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    What are you doing on our ****ing board? <whistle>

    #****
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    Off for a business lunch is ****ville this afto. Bloke I'm meeting is a card-carrying manc who's also a sweaty - and I'm paying <doh>
     
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  15. Sweats

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    I'm not working today. Thought being as how much you miss me I'd make an appearance..

    Off on a charity golf day shortly..

    I'm sponsoring the event. Also there are three other estate agent firms in the competition. All really well established companies that sell all the massive houses worth millions..

    I'm hoping I don't have a bad day. Will be rather humiliated if I'm the worst agent playing.
     
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    If any of you met 'The Pig' (tea cup staffy,see avatar) the last thing you would want to do is punch her.

    She would mess you up bad :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Someone mentioned you were in Portugal, I'm going there next August.
     
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  18. CCC

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    I love Staffys. Nice looking mutt, OR. <ok>

    P.S. I'd still punch her. :bandit:
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    Most of the estate agents I know are constantly involved in charity golf days. The manc-supporting ones always get humiliated <ok>
     
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  20. Super G Ted'inho

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    Work for now, football later.
     
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