How to stop people speeding... [video=youtube;U3GAcSr8Hw4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3GAcSr8Hw4[/video]
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty, shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted £10 & asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner..?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food..?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food..?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food..?" the man asked. "What disease would i get for ten lousy pounds..?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm taking you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that as i know i'm dirty & smell disgusting..?" The man replied, "That's okay. Its important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf & sex.."
Sharks and croc..sod that. [video=youtube;BLG2v8yD0Fk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLG2v8yD0Fk[/video] [video=youtube;4vt0YKSsOxc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vt0YKSsOxc[/video]
Another winner from 4Chan. hahahahaha God some people are so stupid. 4Chans "advert" please log in to view this image And the result? please log in to view this image Hahaha I fecking love it.
They did it in previous years too mate. Said the new software update to IOS made your iPhone water proof. hahahaha
Went past the apple store this morning man, it was absolutely rammed outside like they were giving away free money. It's all the chinks man, excited as **** to get one, run home as fast as they can and open the box in sheer amazement to find that it's exactly the ****ing same as the one they've just binned. There was one outside my office taking a picture of his mate leaning on my car, ****ing stupid little rodents with their cameras I can't stand them, always in your personal space.
My oldest lad is an Apple Fanboi. If Apple make it he has it. He tried to take the piss out of me for getting the Samsung S3 a while back. We did a couple of speed checks running apps and voice search, the S3 blew his iPhone away. I have never had to even reset my S3 he has to reset his iPhones and has been back to the Apple store numerous times. He can't understand why I wont get the new Samsung. My answer is always the same, why should I when the S3 does everything well already.
