Thanks, lads. Better late than never. I'm deleting your home addresses as we post. . . . I'm kidding. I'll keep them on record for at least 5 years as they may come in handy. Except Hash's address. He apparently lives at a bank in Derry. I've still not worked that one out yet.
Been doing a lot of training last week on the court, found a good player to drill with and play lots of games, and been playing a good amount for the last month. Plus I'm in the gym regularly. Will be better if the alcomahol goes. First league match lined up tomorrow night. Hopefully can hustle a few people
You die. You die and you go to hell. Cheers, matey. Fairly low-key to be honest. Took my new zimmer for a spin, though, and it's awesome. I've pimped it up big-time! The Big Dog would be proud. My brother has bought me some darts, and my mum has bought me some new running shoes. I've mostly bought beer!
Pink is just a young whippersnapper! They made them hotter in my day. And more talented. I can't give exact details as that is the Alzheimers kicking in. I know I'm right, though, as I'm an old batard!
I'm not getting up tomorrow. It's my birthday. I'm pulling an all-nighter. I'm gonna mainline Horlicks and snort Alkaseltzer! Party on, Wayne!
Am watching US Open final (tennis). Marin Cilic currently giving Kei Nishikori a lesson. First final in a long time not to feature one of Federer, Nadal, Djokovic or Murray and a guaranteed new Grand Slam champ.
Happy Birthday, mate. Sorry it's a bit late. I read the list, and the name rang a bell, but I just couldn't get it from the description. Anyway, have a goat on me. please log in to view this image
Good morning ALL. Happy birthday Merica ?..... HRC daughter. Zingy sends special message !. Notable birthday today: Hugh Grant Today in History: 1513 King James IV of Scotland is defeated and killed by English at Flodden . 1786 George Washington calls for the abolition of slavery. 1956 Elvis Presley makes his first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show; cameras focus on his upper torso and legs to avoid showing his pelvis gyrations, which many Americans—including Ed Sullivan—thought unfit for a family show. 1969 Canada's Official Languages Act takes effect, making French equal to English as a language within the nation's government. 1976 Communist Chinese leader Mao Tse-tung dies in Beijing at age 82. 1993 The Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) officially recognizes Israel as a legitimate state. 2001 Two al Qaeda assassins kill Ahmed Shah Massoud, leader of the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan. 2001 A car bomb explodes outside the Australian embassy in Jakarta, killing 10 people.