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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Joe stared at Brendan with a confused look. Had he heard him correctly.

    "Meet me in my office after practice and be naked, okay?"

    He hung his mouth open as he stressed "okay" as if he were a baluga whale catching krill. His eyes sparkled mischievously like those of one who knows the envelopes are all empty.

    He had often dreamt of Rodgers, naked, with a bead of perspiration running down his back over a trampstamp that simply said "okay". Until now though Brendan had shown little interest in Joe.

    Sure, he played him in games when there wasn't an injury crisis; and yes, occasionally he would stick his finger up Joe's bottom in the dressing room. That didn't mean he wanted him did it?

    Joe replayed the event in his mind over and over and suddenly became concerned. Something peculiar was happening to his body. It was too much for him to take, he felt a stiffening in his shorts.

    "Doc," he called out suddenly horrified, " my thighs are stiff, I think it's my hamstring."

    The doctor glanced over at him," yes and you have an errection too!" Like a black man at a BNP event, Joe Allen felt like every eye was on him and he was in danger.

    Suddenly there was laughter. The room became a blur of taunting faces as people pointed at him and laughed at his 9 inch long untied shoe laces. Others in the group laughed at his penis too.

    It was humiliating for Joe. His world had come crashing down faster than Bale in the penalty box. He was about to scream when a white knight came into the room.

    It was Rodgers in a Halloween outfit. "That's enough of that everyone! Okay" he said. Again emphasizing the sexiest word in the English language, "Okay". He put his arms around Allen's shoulder and the feeling was electric, but not like an electric fence shock electric... or even one of those joke pens that you click and get shocked by.

    He led Allen to his office and slid his hand down to his bum.

    Things were about to get interesting.
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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  3. THE FOOL

    THE FOOL Well-Known Member

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    fantastic :emoticon-0148-yes:<applause><applause><applause><applause>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Another classic milk moment...... Quite literally all over joe Allen's face by the sound of it
     
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  5. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    10/10 mate <laugh> I look forward to the next edition. For now, this is going in the **** bank.
     
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  6. You've got have a quite disturbed and warped mind to come up with something like that. That's our Milk <hug>
     
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  7. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Nasty......!

    Little bit of sick in mouth but a little tingling at the base of the scrotum too........:eek:
     
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  8. Matth's not been seen for a while <whistle>
     
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  9. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    You made me check under the duvet G.........



    ......He's not there.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    That'll be the deep heat livtor sprayed in your jock strap
     
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  11. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    He's my Mr Grey..........
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Too similar to the 'continue the story threads' that were all the rage over the summer
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You can't know milk then cos he could have several already written now
     
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  14. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Beluga whales don't eat krill. That inaccuracy broke the spell for me and my ardour died. <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You ****ing **** <grr> I've just scrolled down to ensure no other ****er had posted that before I did and there you are. Last post, you horrible **** <laugh>
     
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  16. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    This thread is useless without pics.

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    They both look rather sheepish in this photo. Could it be the Welsh connection? Or maybe something more sinister.
    Has BR just been caught red (brown) handed?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Well, maybe they should!


    Brilliant! <ok>
     
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