1) Clamp down on immigration. If you’re not a qualified doctor, nurse, dentist, who can demonstrably contribute to the NHS; or an engineer, scientist, businessman or entrepreneur who can demonstrably contribute to the economy then **** off back home. 2) Massive clamp down on dole scroungers. Why are we paying fat lazy cants to sit at home and watch Jeremy Kyle, when we have to get cants over from Poland to drive our buses FFS!? Anyone who is deemed fit to work, but refuses to take up a job should see their dole stopped with immediate effect. 3) Bankers should no longer be rewarded for failure. If the bank makes losses, then they should get **** all bonuses. If the bank makes a profit, then they should have their bonuses capped. I suggest twice their annual salary. 4) Withdraw from the EU. Make our own laws. Be answerable to the British electorate – not unelected Eurocrats in Brussels. Instead focus on the EFTA. This would mean we are a full trading partner with the EU, but without the red tape, bureaucracy and interference in our laws and constitutional affairs. If Norway and other successful, developed economies can do it, then why cant we? 5) Some other ****e I can’t be arsed thinking about right now
OR Toby's reverse manifesto 1. Open all Borders and allow an amnesty for illegal immigrants. Criminals and Muslamic Raygun sellers most welcome. 2. Massive relaxation of the wefare state, if you can't be arse working, don't worry, a lifestyle of luxury awaits you courtesy of the taxpayer.
Aye, that's right Tobes. On Pp7 today there's a wee article about your latest conviction for sniffing little girls' bicycle saddles. Castration is the best thing for you, ya witless dip-shyt virgin
Nope, I called you a witless dip-shyt virgin Quite possibly, the most ridiculed man on Not606. There's a reason for that. Now **** off and come back when you get yer hole or when you're off the sex offenders register
I'll give you my counter-manifesto: 1) Allow immigration to continue as it was. All this immigration bullshit is just propaganda, and anyways most of this country is ****ed, full of benefit scrounging fugly northerners who procreate faster than rats. I'd rather we had some foreigners in here to swap over, they work harder and learn english pretty quickly, something that can't really be said of brits abroad. Also helps with inbreeding 2) Can't agree more. I'd castrate them too. 3) This country's economy is VERY dependant on the banking system. **** around with it if you want, I wouldn't want to see the country I'm running to be elected in go bankrupt. All that needs to be done is break the banks up so their investment branches won't lose us money. 4) The EU is the future, pulling out of it would be a huge mistake. It hasn't been around for very long, and is still growing. I realise that you're one of those weird people that gets all wound up about nationalities though so I'll leave you to it, I don't really see any importance in where you're born. 5) I bet you've got plenty more in that thick little right-wing skull of yours, have a good dig
The reason I have so many enemies is that I make people look silly and they get perma-offended and keep on throwing feeble little insults at me. Unlike you Lightfoot I'm not a sad little virgin, I have quite a fun life. It's obvious to all that your life is depressing as ****
Immigration as it stands is unsustainable and dangerous in respect that people smuggling or "slave trade" is leading millions of people globally intot a life of misery. To allow it to continue unabated would mean city's needing to be constructed to accomodate them.
I never said that you silly sausage. You said that your policy is to keep it the same as it is just now. Which involve the trafficing of people.
God! Delusional, as well, eh? You keep believing that, micro-dick. A full realistion of the TRUTH would see you sitting sobbing in a puddle of your won pish. Again. Stroll on, virgin....
There's several things that needed clarifying here... I'm for 'legal' immigration, as in anyone that has the right paperwork/visas/... should have the right to. Illegal immigration like people smuggling, etc... is ****ed, but changing immigration laws won't really stop it.
1+2 are completely wrong. What we should be doing is allow the immigrants in and sent the lazy ****ers somewhere else instead.
