Exclusive interview with michelle obama

Michelle Obama is to give an exclusive interview to OUT magazine next month that will shock the world.

http://nationalreport.net/michelle-obama-claims-upcoming-interview-will-shock-world/

Rumour has it Michelle was once Michael.

 

.....and you want to get rid of the perfectly good cricket thread???

 

Are the kids adopted then?

Men that have sex changes still can't get pregnant. More likely she is bi.

 

"In-depth studies of Michelle’s body structure, and comparisons with the average female’s physique show several discrepancies which provide convincing arguments for Mrs. Obama’s male gender."

That'll be a slap in the face for her if she was always a woman.

 

Ordinarily. But this is the first lady. Who knows what they can do for her?

 

Nope. Maybe HE was born Barackina and had a sex change and Donald Rumsfeld is the kids true father.

 

But then why does she have a man's bidy sturcture (apparently)? Or is she in fact Donald Rumsfeld? Have you ever seen the two of them together?

 

Rumours they've been unofficially separated for some time and she was waiting until end of term for divorce, maybe she decided not to wait.

Where's the Kennedy's fixer when you need them lol

 

And OUT magazine is the best place to announce that? Would be an...interesting choice. Or has Barack only just found out about her past and that's why they're splitting?

 

Depends who's named in the divorce. Oh I hope it's Chad, who's BO's Puerto Rican lover.

Can you imagine the Repubs literally stroking out at the though their President had been both Black and Gay....

 

And muslim...

(I know he's not.)

 

they'd love it. itd explain why the place is in the toilet... and has been since forever.

 

You do all realise it's a spoof, right?

 

Lol yeah but imagine the next candidate they'd put forward themselves.....he'd be so right wing they'd let Hilary win the next election and that would kill them....A woman following a Black Gay man ......there'd be self inflicted high calibre assault rifle wounds a plenty!

 

I believe they were the Mafia, not sure Obama has the same 'family' connections the Kennedy's had.

 

I did when I actually read it... actually, at first I wasn't 100% sure (there are a lot of non spoof right wing blogs that are equally unbelievable) - so I checked their other articles and saw one talking about charging money to watch live feed of the Ferguson cops body cams. That's when I was 100% sure it was spoof.

 

I did, didn't think any of the following posts weren't joking or at least finding the silly ideas humorous...

It's been that kind of thread day.....I blame H.

 

Don't be silly! Hillary Clinton really is descended from Jack the Ripper and Merck really do announce their 10 best cancers! Wake up sheeple!

 

Goatees, if you don't mind.

 

I stand by the wool.