dont try to make out that you date women, or that any women would be daft enough to date you, even if they were blind they can still smell you at 50 paces
If you're so good at dating women, how come all the cardiff girls come to Bristol of a week-end and all the Cardiff boys go to the sheepdog trials in Abergavenny? Sheep come has a very distinctive smell mate, wash yer cock!
rather smell of sheep than the unmistakable smell of red diesel, manure and root vegetables. Not even the old spice you still wear can mask that aroma.
Thats good then, cos you do! Red diesel smells the same as ordinary diesel (but red is always better!) and old spice is trying to making a comeback. (you wont know if it was successful till about 2017)
anyone who wore old spice when it was in fashion should be long dead by now, and when you say 'trying', is that like Bristol City 'trying' to stay in the division, coz if it is then they should just give up because its hopeless, abit like your efforts for the last 3 years
You're losing badly, that was a very poor response. Go and practice on another site and we'll see you later in the season when you can keep up. good boy! ta da.
have you run out of things to say now lol, I'm fine right here thanks. Speaking of keep up, just how are you going to that this season when Maynards goes to those giants of the championship Southampton? Or do you have a masterplan to rely on your star player Calamity James to keep your from being relegated by crimbo. Still if things get too bad you can always support Swansea
Two things bother me about this statement: 1) You know what sheep cum smells like. 2) You've been trying to sniff my cock...stay away from my cock. That is all, I shall now leave you to bluebird1927, who is doing a sterling job of handing you your arse on a silver platter, you're just too stupid and inbred to even notice.
That's the last thing they need, more glory supporters! Oh well, they'll be gone next season. PS. sorry to break the wurzel-bashing tradition, that one was just too easy, I'm a naughty Bluebird
"You've been trying to sniff my cock...stay away from my cock" who the **** are you? you inbred prick, slagging off the jacks but having to go to Barry island for your best ever holidays (dont say you dont!) Bluebird knows about your cock though and he reckons it smells like rancid sheep and is shaped like a beaten satsuma. he said he aint sucking it no more! you'll have to stick to your sister ****wit! Swansea, by far the best team in Wales (without going bankrupt too!)
"unmistakable smell of red diesel, manure and root vegetables" Unfortunately I work in the City, so the last time I smelt **** was when Bellamy stank out Ashton Gate when you lost 3-0. still at least Swansea are having a go eh!
I'll have you know, my best ever holiday was in Barbados, and I don't have a sister. The teachers are technically on strike now, so I'll help em out: F- Must try harder.
Bluebird, I'll say this in a very slow and patronising voice... Whichever meaning you try and explain your quote, it just simply isn't true. Go on, go look at your league placings over the years. It still isn't true. ******.
2 promotions, 1 relegation survival, 1 relegation, 4 play-off campaigns, 1 play-off victory. Earnie, Kav, Jerome, Chops, Rossco, Whitts & Jay firing in dozens of goals. I'd say that is a nice lot to shout about
It just proves 1 thing,you never were good enough for the Premier league,just like the rest of us.... Like I said," So what"..?
Fordy, i know you've got it hard down there, what with your lack of education and living in a slum, so again I'll say this in a very slow and patronising voice... ''When will you be famous''? Maybe you would have a bit more luck if you cabbage rustlers joined the welsh league, after all that is your only claim to fame, winning the welsh cup once LOL
