My cover is blown. The stories I had to make up in the bath after matches; don't know how I got away with it so long. But eventually the inevitable happened. One went down under the surface, made a remarkable discovery and blew the whistle, at which point I had to come clean. I'm now banned from playing but I've been kept on as physio. It's OK but the chairman is now getting suspicious as to why every injury is serious enough to keep them off the pitch for the remainder of the game. It's tough but I'm coping.
Now get him to change their kit to dark blue and light blue quartered lingerie. And, wipe out the git at the back. We don't need him thank you.
i have worked it out devon we will have a hosepipe spraying cold water on you in the tunnel to cool you down please log in to view this image
