I am ashamed to admit that he was a Manchester united fan. I know, I have bad taste, a thousand apologies. I am probably damaged goods now
Elland sounds more like your ex than you could know.... If you don't mind been seen out with a secret scummer....... Elland ur in!
Oh god, when the micks and paddies walk into this thread they are going to very confused. Go easy with Elland... Don't tell him I told you...... But he is a virgin!
That's the problem , too eager, the opportunity has come along but zip down...... Aaarrrgggghhhhh and it's over before it begins. It's why he bought the penile extension car.