I once visited every cubicle in a bar and pissed on the bog roll. Oh how I do hope someone sat down for a dump.
I pissed on my shoes once, while bowling. We were in a league and generally last at the end of the season. We were playing the leaders. We stood no chance. Until one moaned about a little bit of water on the approach and how it meant he couldn't slide in majestically for his strikes. I saw an opportunity, went for a piss, missed, a lot, went back out, bowled, immediately went and changed my shoes "the bogs are soaking and my shoes are wet, can I get a dry pair?", thus disposing of the evidence. No one could figure out why the lanes were sticky, and we beat them. What a night. We finished 2nd bottom that season too, our highest position ever.
Numbers down, revenue up. Assem Allam, take a bow son! We've been here before havn't we? Come on you mighty tigers. Onwards and upwards.
I once sat on the ****ter at work & drew a face on each sheet of the bog roll & wrote the boss' name under each face. I then carefully rolled it back up before casually wiping my arse on the boss' face, the **** that he was, proper **** head. I got personal satisfaction that others would follow & even greater satisfaction that the few brown nosers that liked him would have little choice but to follow suit.
It's a shame you didn't take the wager, we still have 2,000 unsold season tickets and I'd e £100 better off.
3,000 existing season ticket holders didn't renew, if they had, we'd need to start a waiting list. Shame init?
I will say that if we do as well as I expect then we could very well have a waiting list next season. Plus with Siemens finally looking to be started there may well suddenly be a fair bit more disposable income on the city. Which must surely help.
The club needs the numbers and although it's not perfect if they pay the money then it's good that someone does. I know that answer won't sit well but it's a numbers game and if we are looking to move forward then they are needed.
Not as much as fans that had shown they'd stick by the club if they went down or would oppose things such as the name change. The club and the fans group have dropped the ball here.
I exist. I'm sorry I'm one of them, Couldn't maintain the expense flying from Spain every other week to watch a match.
