10,000 posts - OT friday drunk discussion thread.

Just thought I'd post a few things that I like -

Favourite quote -

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

― Arthur C. Clarke

Favourite song atm -

[video=youtube;laPNEU5krIc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPNEU5krIc[/video]

Let the sexy friday talk commence.

 

My Mackem mate's celebrating his wedding anniversary, he's been married three times and still got the same in-laws.

 

Arthur C Clarke was quite a visionary.

Congrats on the 10,000 fella.

 

Congrats bitch.

Wotcha drinking?

 

I'm locked in, locked on as my friends at Release.fm say.

Also, there's better White Stripes than that. Blue Orchid for me.

That said, Royal Blood are alright.

Is Pardew sacked yet?

 

Congrats, but being tea-total today I can't join in with alcohol drinking heathens.

"Mediocrity is the Killer".

Music tonight is by the little Swedish Nymph -Lykke Li.

None of the White Stripes s**** in here! anyway what use is a white stripe without the Black one to go with it.
Stupid Name.

 

To Tash,

Although we know not to sit anywhere near the scatter cushions in his home due to several transgressions over the years (rarely in transfer deadline day), we must admit that, Tash, we couldn't live without you. Thanks again for that kidney.

You've come up with some of the classic threads of our time... And this generation, the generation that will be talked about in years to come as the golden age of Newcastle United posters (with the likes of AB, ACS, DMW (occasionally humps sheep), DG, Jimiley, Reedio, Roland, etc etc and of course Tash, making up for utter twats like Obi), is indebted to you for services to the board. From girlzilla to joining the army, from match ratings to giving a one-man send up to the dangers of alcoholism, you have enriched all our lives with your crazy ****ing obsession with ****ing race and why black people and homosexuals shouldn't be ****ing offended by anything we ****ing say ****titty ****.

Also, I ****ing love your ****ing slapdowns when anyone even thinks about disagreeing with you, ****ing bitch

May there be many more Tash posts! #tashgasm

Kind regards

JPF

 

Here, here! I agree with all of this! Well said JPF.

Hey, wait a minute...

 

Oh ****, this guy turned up...







I mean, hey Obi

 

This is the first weekend in a while I've been confident Newcastle United won't get hammered

 

Smirnoff. Sorry for late reply, been watching a movie.

 

Drinking alone and watching porn, 10,000 posts later and nothing has changed

 

Haha, I don't agree with some of your assessments of me, but thanks bitch. I know I'm literally the best f**ing poster in the world ever.

 

Rofl, nah, I've been watching Event Horizon. ****ing chaotic movie, just like my mind. LOL!

 

That's an old movie. And yes, a bit crazy. Sweet dreams!

 

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww old people?

fixed it anyway

 

"I am playing all of the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order"

 

We should meet up with Tash and get him wasted one matchday.

 

Tash you are a likeable fellow and I enjoy your honesty. I would like to ask what is your favourite album, film, book, tv series, horror movie, and creature